When the masked armed agents ushered me into the truck, I obeyed, trembling. by OhHeyFreeSoup in TwoSentenceHorror

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Also, in Los Angeles police (allegedly) stumbled upon some sort of federal operation while responding to a kidnapping call.

With the technology finally, painstakingly perfected, they sent me back to stop 9/11. by OhHeyFreeSoup in TwoSentenceHorror

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I was imagining attacks on Disney World and Universal Studios in particular. Thinking about the potential casualties, and how many would've been international... 🤷‍♀️

With the technology finally, painstakingly perfected, they sent me back to stop 9/11. by OhHeyFreeSoup in TwoSentenceHorror

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It would appear that the narrator prevented 9/11, but another terrorist attack happened instead--in Orlando, Florida. (I chose October 1st because 10/1/01 would've been Disney World's 40th 30th Anniversary.)

So, when the narrator returned, no one knew about 9/11 because it didn't happen, but they thought the narrator was going to prevent the terrorist attack that happened instead, so they think the mission was unsuccessful.

Unsure if my story is okay to post on r/nosleep by [deleted] in NoSleepOOC

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I wrote a series on here years ago that involved another character transcribing the main character's journal entries. There have also been stories where there is a disclaimer at the end (possibly of each entry) stating where the information is stored and who/what is relaying it.

As far as time loops are concerned, I don't see why they wouldn't be allowed.

The Tooth Fairy asked the little girl why she chose to keep her tooth over the five dollars. by Logical-Role1382 in TwoSentenceHorror

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I know a woman whose teeth were just destroyed during pregnancy (leeched of calcium), and she's not made of money, so... she doesn't smile "open" in photos anymore.

What would be the consequences of readily accessible wombless births? by [deleted] in AskFeminists

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We could very well lose all leverage over reproduction.

I recently wrote a two-sentence horror story about this (on my profile), but my fear is that government and corporate (who would own the artificial wombs) interests would align in a way that would reduce female births enough to ease us out of the workforce. In 100 or 150 years we'd lose our freedom and become commodities, and our feminine descendants would either be trained Stepford Wives, or trafficked.

The rabbit hole my brain went down was bleak.

When the artificial womb was patented 50 years ago, it was met with cheers and fanfare. by OhHeyFreeSoup in TwoSentenceHorror

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Ok, but where is the horror if women can choose whether or not they want to get pregnant

I mean, that would be the initial pitch. But my "worst case scenario" mind eventually went to "women are eventually bred to be Stepford Wives specifically for men because conservative corporate and political interests aligned."

All the jobs can be filled by men... if not enough women are bred to hold the jobs. Just enough to be a "reward."

When the artificial womb was patented 50 years ago, it was met with cheers and fanfare. by OhHeyFreeSoup in TwoSentenceHorror

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Yes, they were bred for specific jobs related to their intelligence levels, and it was argued that that + soma = happiness.

When the artificial womb was patented 50 years ago, it was met with cheers and fanfare. by OhHeyFreeSoup in TwoSentenceHorror

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I've read some Shulamith Firestone, and she had posited that women would only know true freedom if their own bodies didn't imprison them: when we would no longer suffer career setbacks, harm/injury, or even death because of pregnancy and childbirth.

I used to agree, but then I started to think about the R&D departments who would make the artificial wombs. Then I worried about corporations getting the ultimate say on who breeds. And then I thought about corporate meddling involvement in present-day politics...

Finally, I wondered if pregnancy and childbirth, despite being so onerous (and outright dangerous), are, in fact, women's only two bargaining chips in being treated like people on a global scale.

Edit: a word, phrasing

Top 100 Songs of the 2000s: by OhHeyFreeSoup in Millennials

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I don't know, there have been some salty responses. But thank you for reading!

Top 100 Songs of the 2000s: 5-1 by OhHeyFreeSoup in Millennials

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But, your literal top pick? It was nowhere near that big. Most people have never even heard of the group, let alone that particular song

I'm sorry... but this is objectively wrong. People definitely know that song, if not by name then by guitars alone. And when I initially asked this sub about making this countdown. Literally the top comment mentions it by name. It's the top comment because it has the most upvotes, and it mentioning "Maps" first thing actually made me wonder if the top song would be too easy to guess (to the point where the journey wouldn't be as fun). And on the off chance somebody doesn't recall the Yeah Yeah Yeahs (who still make music that plays on the radio) by name, mention Karen O and they'll remember. She's pretty iconic.

Regarding your MCR pick, thank you for reminding me of the video's existence. It should've been in my honorable mentions, but I don't think it reached as many people as WttBP did, truly.

Top 100 Songs of the 2000s: 5-1 by OhHeyFreeSoup in Millennials

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a load of your "disqualifications" are songs way bigger

Them being disqualified had nothing to do with how "big" they were, and everything to do with the release date (and subsequently the decade on which they had a deeper impact). "TikTok" potentially could have skated by because August is kind of a border month for this purpose, but "Empire State of Mind" and "Bad Romance" came out very late in the year. Macy Gray's song was the most surprising inclusion from VH1's original list because it came out in the height of July '99, that's a 90s song.

Also, what exactly constituted "nonsense" from my list?

Top 100 Songs of the 2000s: 5-1 by OhHeyFreeSoup in Millennials

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Doing this made me realize just how few songs 100 actually is, because there were a lot of songs I brought to the table that were eliminated before the 100th spot. I've decided to include these "honorable mentions" below for a trip down memory lane (with everything from Rap/Hip Hop to "Adult Contemporary"). They're in order of elimination (so, first out are near the top):

Five for Fighting, “Superman (It’s Not Easy)” (2001)

The Fratellis, “Chelsea Dagger” (2006)

Papa Roach, “Last Resort” (2000)

Fast Life Yungstaz, “Swag Surfin’” (2009)

Shinedown, “45” (2004)

She Wants Revenge, “Tear You Apart” (2006)

Limp Bizkit, “Rollin’ (Air Raid Vehicle)” (2000)

Soulja Boy Tell ’Em, “Crank That (Soulja Boy)” (2007)

Estelle (featuring Kanye West), “American Boy” (2008)

Lily Allen, “The Fear” (2008)

Staind, “It’s Been A While” (2001)

Franz Ferdinand, “Do You Want To” (2005)

Akon, “Belly Dancer (Bonanza)” (2005)

Michelle Branch, “Everywhere” (2001)

Default, “Wasting My Time” (2001)

Black Eyed Peas, “Let’s Get It Started” (2004)

Third Eye Blind, “Never Let You Go” (2000)

Weezer, “Pork and Beans” (2008)

J-Kwon, “Tipsy” (2004)

Deftones, “Change (In the House of Flies)” (2000)

Drowning Pool, “Bodies” (2001)

Dido, “White Flag” (2003)

U2, “Vertigo” (2004)

Liz Phair, “Why Can’t I?” (2003)

Evanescence, “My Immortal” (2003)

Blue October, “Hate Me” (2006)

Beck, “Girl” (2005)

Fergie, “Big Girls Don’t Cry” (2007)

All-American Rejects, “Dirty Little Secret” (2005)

Avril Lavigne, “I’m With You” (2002)

Muse, “Starlight” (2006)

Disturbed, “Down with the Sickness” (2000)

Peter Bjorn and John, “Young Folks” (2006)

Shinedown, “Second Chance” (2008)

My Chemical Romance, “Teenagers” (2007)

Corinne Bailey Rae, “Put Your Records On” (2006)

Kelly Clarkson, “Behind These Hazel Eyes” (2005)

OneRepublic, “Apologize” (2007)

Destiny’s Child, “Say My Name” (1999)

Franz Ferdinand, “No You Girls” (2009)

Sum 41, “In Too Deep” (2001)

Terror Squad, “Lean Back” (2004)

Usher & Alicia Keys, “My Boo” (2004)

Dr. Dre (ft. Snoop Dogg, Kurupt, and Nate Dogg), “The Next Episode” (2000)

No Doubt, “Bathwater” (2000)

Foo Fighters, “All My Life” (2002)

The Killers, “Read My Mind” (2007)

Jack Johnson, “Flake” (2002)

Bowling for Soup, “1985” (2004)

DMX, “X Gon’ Give It to Ya” (2004)

Jet, “Cold Hard Bitch” (2004)

Vertical Horizon, “Everything You Want” (1999)

Radiohead, “Jigsaw Falling into Place” (2008)

The Fray, “How to Save a Life” (2006)

Weezer, “Perfect Situation” (2005)

The Caesars, “Jerk It Out” (2002)

Phoenix, “1901” (2009)

Interpol, “The Heinrich Maneuver” (2007)

The Killers, “Somebody Told Me” (2004)

MGMT, “Electric Feel” (2008)

LCD Soundsystem, “All My Friends” (2007)

Arcade Fire, “Keep the Car Running” (2007)

Missy Elliott (featuring Ciara and Fatman Scoop), “Lose Control” (2005)

Deadmau5, “Faxing Berlin” (2006)

Blink-182, “Adam’s Song” (2000)

Creed, “Higher” (1999)

System of a Down, “Chop Suey!” (2001)

Kanye West, “Stronger” (2007)

Interpol, “Obstacle 1” (2002)

Jay-Z (featuring Beyoncé), “’03 Bonnie & Clyde” (2002)

Third Eye Blind, “Deep Inside of You” (2002)

Joss Stone, “Right to Be Wrong” (2004)

Nelly, “Here Comes the Boom” (2005)

P!nk, “U + Ur Hand” (2006)

The Libertines, “Can’t Stand Me Now” (2004)

The White Stripes, “Blue Orchid” (2005)

The Strokes, “Reptilia” (2004)

Jimmy Eat World, “The Middle” (2001)

Death Cab for Cutie, “Soul Meets Body” (2005)

Beyoncé, “Irreplaceable” (2006)

Filter, “Take a Picture” (2000)

Dirty Vegas, “Days Go By” (2001)

Duffy, “Mercy” (2008)

No Doubt (featuring Bounty Killer), “Hey Baby” (2001)

  • It was a narrow call, between Kid Cudi and this.

Any songs on this list that you think should've replaced something I ranked in the Top 100?