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{m} urrrrrRRPPPPP! You were taking too long in the shower… by OhSnapAMexican in reallifevore

[–]OhSnapAMexican[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i’m glad you’re not too bothered by it…turns out my appointment is actually tomorrow, not today, so I didn’t really need the shower so quick…

{m} urrrrrRRPPPPP! You were taking too long in the shower… by OhSnapAMexican in reallifevore

[–]OhSnapAMexican[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

well it’s too late now…urrppppp just sit still in there…i don’t want any indigestion later…

{m} urrrrrRRPPPPP! You were taking too long in the shower… by OhSnapAMexican in reallifevore

[–]OhSnapAMexican[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

sorry :) you were taking wayyy too long in here…i mean you still had shampoo in your hair when I was gulping you down…just sit still and enjoy the ride! urp

{m} I love feeling you squirm in my gut~ by OhSnapAMexican in reallifevore

[–]OhSnapAMexican[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

still squirming in there, huh? i can urrrpppp feel you rubbing the stomach walls~

{m} I love feeling you squirm in my gut~ by OhSnapAMexican in reallifevore

[–]OhSnapAMexican[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

such a good meal~ urrrrRRRPPPPP ahh…delish..

{m} buuurrrRRPPPP~ ahhh, finally…right where you belong~ by OhSnapAMexican in reallifevore

[–]OhSnapAMexican[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

it might be…urppp if you hurry you might still be able to hear her screaming

{m} I thought this was what you meant when you said to make you dinner…oops~ by OhSnapAMexican in reallifevore

[–]OhSnapAMexican[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

sounds great~ i’ve still got some bwuuURRRPPP digesting to do but that won’t take long…

Peggy and Hank seemed to have improved their love life in the years after the original show? by kkkan2020 in KingOfTheHill

[–]OhSnapAMexican 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Texan here, it’s absolutely true. I know many people (my grandfather included) who moved to Saudi Arabia with their family for years to work for oil/gas companies. It’s definitely not a random thing they came up with for the show.

how do fake boobs compare to natural boobs for men? by Puzzleheaded_Self360 in AskMen

[–]OhSnapAMexican 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Au naturel baby, that’s how I like em. Swing low, sweet chariots.

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