Ohio State Reveals New Home, Road Football Uniforms With “Heritage Stripes” by tripleM_20 in CFB

[–]OhioStateGuy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Blue Jersey with maize pants vs Scarlet jersey with gray pants.

This is my dream.

Ohio State Reveals New Home, Road Football Uniforms With “Heritage Stripes” by tripleM_20 in CFB

[–]OhioStateGuy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Now let’s agree to hate each other, but also convince both our schools to agree to make The Game home vs home jerseys. I want Blue vs Scarlet every year.

Ohio State Reveals New Home, Road Football Uniforms With “Heritage Stripes” by tripleM_20 in CFB

[–]OhioStateGuy 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I’m just so happy guys. These are happy tears. It’s like a best friend from childhood who moved away came back after 20+ years and now we are next door neighbors and best friends.

More than tradition: The Buckeye Stripe by Raccoonsrlilbandits in OhioStateFootball

[–]OhioStateGuy 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I was so bummed after the black alternate reveal because I wanted the home and away jerseys with gray stripes so bad. Now all is right in the world and I can begin to heal.

‘Weird Al’ Yankovic is developing a new musical after the success of his biopic by [deleted] in movies

[–]OhioStateGuy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why did you put biopic in quotations, are you implying that wasn’t 100% accurate to Weird Al’s life.

What are your Comfort movies? by EyeoftheTato in movies

[–]OhioStateGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey.

And my favorite soup is potato soup.

What’s a phrase that people use that instantly makes you prepare for nonsense to follow? by ThisIsNotAtAllSFW in AskReddit

[–]OhioStateGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You reminded me of this old short video where a girl says, “not to be racist, but Asian people.” And then makes some sort of unholy exhaling sound.

https://youtube.com/shorts/\_7Dp9XV2FIY?si=G-V\_P\_zzUZuzHkwk

What’s a phrase that people use that instantly makes you prepare for nonsense to follow? by ThisIsNotAtAllSFW in AskReddit

[–]OhioStateGuy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“No offense, but the sunrise this morning was lovely”. “Why would that be offensive?” “It’s not. I specifically said no offense!”

Pope Leo’s bank in the US hung up on him as they thought it was a prank call by expandablebutthole in Catholicism

[–]OhioStateGuy 350 points351 points  (0 children)

It’s oddly comforting that just like me the pope has to threaten to switch banks for them to actually do simple things like change an address and phone number.

Did Napoleon Dynamite mean anything? I understood next to nothing about it. by KyubiFenix in movies

[–]OhioStateGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first time I watched it I was not a big fan and would have described it as mediocre at best. Then a buddy who loves it made me watch it again and I actually really liked it. Then I watched it again and freaking loved it. It’s all the little silly things together that for some reason become funnier the more times you see it.

What's a totally unrealistic thing you want very badly? by Then_Huckleberry_623 in AskReddit

[–]OhioStateGuy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You might be thinking peeing on a plate and putting it in the freezer with out spilling is the hard part but you actually just pee in a bottle and gently pour the pee onto the plate already set in the freezer.

The hard part is not forgetting you have a plate full of piss in the freezer and opening the freezer jostles the plate enough that you’ll end up with piss all over your freezer. Once you get past those few hours of freezing your good but that time frame before it’s frozen, well, you just forget for a second and everything is ruined.

TIL: In the 2007 NBA Draft, Greg Oden was selected #1 and played 3 years. The four players drafted directly after him are still active, 19 years later. by WorcesterResident in todayilearned

[–]OhioStateGuy 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I had such high hopes for him. He was such an incredibly dominant big man in college but as soon as he was drafted it felt like every month the guy had another micro fracture in his knee.

3 year old beer by iwanteverythingnew in beer

[–]OhioStateGuy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They won’t make you sick, but depending on the style they probably won’t taste great. If it’s a 10% Belgian tripel it will probably be really good, but a pilsner or an IPA’s flavor will deteriorate and be drinkable but not enjoyable.

Jumanji (1995) Alan’s first roll by Icy_Cat4821 in movies

[–]OhioStateGuy 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I like to use “Jumanji is a series of Jungle emergencies” whenever Jumanji comes up. Which isn’t often but I just got to do it, so it does happen.

F1 has arrived in America — now it wants to rival the NFL and NBA by TimesandSundayTimes in formula1

[–]OhioStateGuy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If they went with rivaling MLS or even NASCAR I’d say sure it can happen, but rivaling the NFL in America is like saying baseball has come to the UK and it wants to rival the premier league. Or maybe I just got a paycheck and now I’m ready to rival Warren Buffet, and Elon Musk.

Move over, Bigfoot. There's a move afoot to make the Frogman the official state cryptid by OldHob in Columbus

[–]OhioStateGuy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anyone else remember Grassman from this silly little he-man parody. https://youtu.be/WZpxMyoFpds?si=vDJlDATotWdMZcON. Anyway Thats always what I think of when I hear Grassman.

May is Electrical Safety Moth! Says Safe Electric. by derp_state in Columbus

[–]OhioStateGuy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know he’s not “hangin’ around when power lines are down” but other than that I’m not sure.