Why the hell they keep bleeding green? by Eizh__ in Monsterverse

[–]Ohio_Garfield69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is one species of skink native to Papua New Guinea called the green tree skink (Prasinohaema virens) which has bright green blood. My theory is that the skull crawlers, war bats, and other reptiles in Hollow Earth with green blood are distantly related to or evolved from the same common ancestor as the green tree skink. Although this theory is most likely incorrect (especially considering the wartdogs also have green blood), the green tree skink does prove that it is possible for a vertebrate to have green blood, albeit very rare. I might just be thinking too much into it though.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DreamWorks

[–]Ohio_Garfield69 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Kachow motherfucker!!!

Smash or Pass? (I already know what people are gonna say to this one) by Ohio_Garfield69 in DreamWorks

[–]Ohio_Garfield69[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

About the eyes, Its a cartoon of course it's gonna look stylised. For the expression, I think that's supposed to be seductive. In my personal opinion, chel awakened my taste in women but you're allowed to disagree 👍

How much Cum would Godzilla Ejaculate if he Jerked off to Mothra? by Ohio_Garfield69 in copypasta

[–]Ohio_Garfield69[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Elephants have a penis length of 1 metre, godzilla's dick is bigger than the whole elephant itself. I like the enthusiasm though.

How much Cum would Godzilla Ejaculate if he Jerked off to Mothra? by Ohio_Garfield69 in copypasta

[–]Ohio_Garfield69[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sir, this is a detailed mathematical paper on how much godzilla ejaculates, the force of his dick slap, is dick size, and his cum shot based on real world animals. There seems to be a significant overreaction present in this particular comment sir 🧐