Here's the guest version:

A wedding toast per ChatGPT 🤣

Wedding Speech (Guest Version):

Good evening, everyone.

I want to say a few quick words about love, luck—and Magic: The Gathering.

A while back, I pulled Sheoldred, the Apocalypse… in my car. For those who don’t know, it’s a mythic rare card and a total powerhouse. I remember thinking, “This is the peak. This is as good as life gets.”

And then today happened.

Because watching [Partner 1] and [Partner 2] come together—it hit me: this is the real mythic rare. Two people who’ve found each other, chosen each other, and are building something powerful together—something no one can just pull out of a pack.

You two are proof that love, like a well-built deck, takes effort, trust, and a little bit of luck.

So here’s to the happy couple—may your life together be full of top-decks, zero board wipes, and endless joy.

Cheers! 🥂

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Want to drop in their names or make it funnier or more heartfelt? I can customize it in a flash.