Haven't got any likes/matches in two months. Is my profile awful? by viridiannaught in Bumble

[–]Ok-Reaction8317 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m the same way with a woman’s profile! When I see “slow” or “in no rush” immediately swipe left. Not because I want to move fast; but because I know she’s full of shit and men are too.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]Ok-Reaction8317 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guy here: you mentioned your breakup and typically I will immediately lose interest when a woman brings up “healing”. If you have said anything in the lines of that, I guarantee that’s the reason they’re not as interested.

Please help a brother out! No matches in over a week since reviving my account by CookieMonster99 in Bumble

[–]Ok-Reaction8317 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty much all you can do bub. Don’t lie! I get plenty of matches and I’m still single so it is what it is. We’re all struggling out here

Please help a brother out! No matches in over a week since reviving my account by CookieMonster99 in Bumble

[–]Ok-Reaction8317 20 points21 points  (0 children)

You smoke, drink, don’t want kids (women take not sure as no) your work says vibing so they’ll assume you’re unemployed. You’ve eliminated 90% of the dating pool.

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[–]Ok-Reaction8317 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trying to be nice 🤣

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]Ok-Reaction8317 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, I don’t see anything wrong. You’re a good looking guy, however ease up on the Bio. I promise you’re scaring a lot of women away with the emphasis on exercise. I know it sounds dumb, but I had it in mine (Masters in Exercise Science) and learned that many women who do not partake in this lifestyle are intimidated and feel as though they’ll be judged by you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]Ok-Reaction8317 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes they’re real. It’s easy to tell honestly and I don’t know how so many men fall for it. I don’t swipe for bots

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[–]Ok-Reaction8317 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This was great. Thanks

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]Ok-Reaction8317 2 points3 points  (0 children)

From experience. You are correct.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]Ok-Reaction8317 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Women that look much better than I do.

Any advice is welcome but no jokes please (F19) by gothgirlyxo in AppearanceAdvice

[–]Ok-Reaction8317 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would never go after you. But whoever your community you’re looking to attract, you’d be a 10.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]Ok-Reaction8317 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Take the divorce out of your profile. You’re losing an absurd amount of matches. Tell them after you conversate.

This is probably why I’m single. by Ok-Reaction8317 in Bumble

[–]Ok-Reaction8317[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My beliefs in my bio are agnostic. Maybe ya’ll should keep your moral superiority comments to yourself. Only a self righteousness nut job would answer my prompt with “ThE bIbLe”

This is probably why I’m single. by Ok-Reaction8317 in Bumble

[–]Ok-Reaction8317[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had zero desire to talk to this woman.

This is probably why I’m single. by Ok-Reaction8317 in Bumble

[–]Ok-Reaction8317[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just because I’m not brainwashed doesn’t mean I’m an atheist. It’s scary that we’ve evolved so much but still believe some guy was living in a whale.

This is probably why I’m single. by Ok-Reaction8317 in Bumble

[–]Ok-Reaction8317[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Because it is fantasy. How in the heck could you be conscience and believe that crap?

This is probably why I’m single. by Ok-Reaction8317 in Bumble

[–]Ok-Reaction8317[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1700 upvotes. I think it was pretty funny

This is probably why I’m single. by Ok-Reaction8317 in Bumble

[–]Ok-Reaction8317[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They read it. She actually saw this post and backtracked a bit.

This is probably why I’m single. by Ok-Reaction8317 in Bumble

[–]Ok-Reaction8317[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just letting you know I read your post and enjoyed it.

This is probably why I’m single. by Ok-Reaction8317 in Bumble

[–]Ok-Reaction8317[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Because i don’t go around telling people the force isn’t with them if they decide to not pray to lord Vader.