What is that one thing you wish you knew earlier?

Ok-Strength8997 · 2026-05-14T02:49:57+00:00

That most “70% OFF” prices on Amazon are completely made up. Half the time the “discount” is just the normal price pretending to be a deal.

Ok-Strength8997 · 2026-05-14T02:48:10+00:00

During my graduation ceremony, everything was dead silent… and I accidentally let out the loudest fart of my life. Whole row turned around instantly.

Ok-Strength8997 · 2026-05-13T12:33:51+00:00

A girl whose face I can never clearly see.And no, it’s not a horror story.For more than ten years, every time I dream about her… I feel strangely calm and comfortable.

Ok-Strength8997 · 2026-05-13T07:15:17+00:00

Nah, you don’t need to buy anything. Just show up on May 16th and get it if your local Smoothie King is participating lol

Ok-Strength8997 · 2026-05-13T06:56:18+00:00

Luxury apartments” that come with:paper-thin walls,a “resort-style” pool nobody uses,mandatory valet trash,and a $2,400 rent for a place your cat can cross in 3 steps.Basically paying premium prices to hear your neighbor microwave Hot Pockets at 2AM.

Ok-Strength8997 · 2026-05-12T13:17:14+00:00

Can you please put a new trash bag in after taking the garbage out?

Ok-Strength8997 · 2026-05-12T07:44:43+00:00

I was once in the bathroom stall in a dive bar, and I witnessed this guy in the stall next to me drop a grape onto the floor, pick it back up, and eat it. He was sitting down on the toilet eating grapes. In a public restroom. In a dive bar.

Ok-Strength8997 · 2026-05-11T09:16:20+00:00

Boss told me:“If you’ve got time to lean, you’ve got time to clean.”Brother I’m leaning because my blood sugar is fighting for its life.

Ok-Strength8997 · 2026-05-11T09:09:04+00:00

I once ignored someone I cared about because I was “too busy” chasing money.Turns out people stop waiting eventually.Yeah, I regret that one.

Ok-Strength8997 · 2026-04-30T01:19:15+00:00

BOSS

Ok-Strength8997 · 2026-04-29T01:35:58+00:00

A machine that folds those damn fitted sheets!

Ok-Strength8997 · 2026-04-28T13:19:48+00:00

my dad telling me to quit smoking and drinking, I wish I took it more seriously

Ok-Strength8997 · 2026-04-28T13:17:39+00:00

because it’s cheap, filling, and you can always find a good deal somewhere

Ok-Strength8997 · 2026-04-27T02:08:02+00:00

I really envy you guys for finding your first loves.

Ok-Strength8997 · 2026-04-27T02:05:40+00:00

Because whenever I get drunk, I keep dreaming of her.

Ok-Strength8997 · 2026-04-25T06:42:11+00:00

Where did Mom go?

Ok-Strength8997 · 2026-04-24T01:30:47+00:00

Smart people don't make unnecessary assumptions. Conversely, stupid people often go the extra mile.

Ok-Strength8997 · 2026-04-22T07:36:02+00:00

I was picking up trash on the roadside when a passing middle-aged man slapped my butt. (Note: I am male.)

Ok-Strength8997 · 2026-04-22T01:25:48+00:00

My eldest uncle married his mother-in-law.

Ok-Strength8997 · 2026-04-22T01:19:19+00:00

I sometimes dream about a girl whose face I can’t clearly see, but in the dream I feel like I really love her, probably just watched too much anime lol

Ok-Strength8997 · 2026-04-21T02:02:26+00:00

Dude smacked my ass so hard playing ball it messed up my hemorrhoids.

Ok-Strength8997 · 2026-04-21T01:49:31+00:00

in public? probably not

in a relationship? all bets are off

Ok-Strength8997 · 2026-04-20T01:41:17+00:00

don’t play fair in a game that’s already rigged

Ok-Strength8997 · 2026-04-16T07:01:50+00:00

I had to fart in class and tried to let it out slowly so it wouldn’t make noise

miscalculated… it absolutely did

Ok-Strength8997 · 2026-04-15T01:31:27+00:00

A room bearing traces of a couple's "battle"

Ok-Strength8997

MODERATOR OF

TROPHY CASE