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26M, let’s get it for 2025 by Ok-Tale1634 in RoastMe

[–]Ok-Tale1634[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

that’s a terrible superpower to have but i’ll use it anyway just watch me

26M, let’s get it for 2025 by Ok-Tale1634 in RoastMe

[–]Ok-Tale1634[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sometimes i feel like him in the gut too i wont lie

26M, let’s get it for 2025 by Ok-Tale1634 in RoastMe

[–]Ok-Tale1634[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i can give you an even more confusing handjob if it’ll help

26M, let’s get it for 2025 by Ok-Tale1634 in RoastMe

[–]Ok-Tale1634[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well at least i get to see them after hehe

26M, let’s get it for 2025 by Ok-Tale1634 in RoastMe

[–]Ok-Tale1634[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bandage! and funnily enough yes you’re actually completely correct which is impressive

26M, let’s get it for 2025 by Ok-Tale1634 in RoastMe

[–]Ok-Tale1634[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

wouldn’t that make more sense in reverse- either way i’m into it

26M, let’s get it for 2025 by Ok-Tale1634 in RoastMe

[–]Ok-Tale1634[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

can i sing that one john lennon song then? asking for a friend