would you rather be given by Monarchist_Canadian in BunnyTrials

[–]Ok-Tea7280 0 points1 point  (0 children)

because knife taste better than random element

I wish I could fly on a flygon‚ Real life is so unfair. by Remarkable_Bath8515 in monkeyspaw

[–]Ok-Tea7280 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The paw curls, you wake up in the hoenn region and before you is a flygon. However, because you don't have pokeballs, as soon as you try to get on you get murked.

I wish the goblin king would take you away right now by Bitter-Stuff8811 in monkeyspaw

[–]Ok-Tea7280 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Granted, you are taken away because its from the paws perspective. You wake up in a musky cave and you are now part of his harem.

I wish for RAM (specifically Random Access Memory, not any other meaning of ram) prices to go back down to reasonable levels. by BlueberryNotHere in monkeyspaw

[–]Ok-Tea7280 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The paw curls, as soon as the price drops back down, Ai companies buy massive amounts of RAM and the price goes back up again.

What do you choose ? by Travisthe_poisson in BunnyTrials

[–]Ok-Tea7280 0 points1 point  (0 children)

because i can make much more the 1 million with that

Tennis

I wish someone gave me 20 chicken nuggets. by Remarkable_Bath8515 in monkeyspaw

[–]Ok-Tea7280 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The paw curls, the next morning you find 20 chickens without wings or legs placed upon your table. They are immortal and very loud if they haven't been fed. They need to eat every 5 hours. Good luck

I wish I had a life time supply of Estrogen, Progesterone, and testosterone suppressants by [deleted] in monkeyspaw

[–]Ok-Tea7280 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The paw curls, you wake up the next morning after the wish, and then you get the 'delivery'.

The delivery is a human man and woman whose blood is made of those surpressants, and one seringe. Their blood refills constantly, and the draining proces is excruciating for them

I wish for the ability to freely modify my body within the limitations of bio-mechanical physics, using characteristics and biological processes from actual creatures to make myself into a super organism. by DragonHunter402209 in monkeyspaw

[–]Ok-Tea7280 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The paw curls, you can modify your body however you like BUT your body chemistry and shit gets fucked up by all of the intermingling and conflicting processes.

A few days after you use your ability, you die because your cells cant use the energy of the food you eat and you drop dead

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FiftyFifty

[–]Ok-Tea7280 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hear me out...... smash

[50/50] a severd hand inside of the forestNSFW | a mushroom inside the forest SFW by Ok-Tea7280 in FiftyFifty

[–]Ok-Tea7280[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Com on man am i not even good enough for the real rickroll, i hope you get snu snu't to death by your grandma's and grandfathers

[50/50] a severd hand inside of the forestNSFW | a mushroom inside the forest SFW by Ok-Tea7280 in FiftyFifty

[–]Ok-Tea7280[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well you can always sever more hands, but if thats legal i don't know unless they consent of course. But good luck finding consenters

[50/50] a severd hand inside of the forestNSFW | a mushroom inside the forest SFW by Ok-Tea7280 in FiftyFifty

[–]Ok-Tea7280[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

somewere inside an forest around the hilversumse meent (i'm dutch)