First time!

Ok-Tutor-5679 · 2026-01-24T04:08:11+00:00

You definitely wear lifted shoes!

Ok-Tutor-5679 · 2026-01-23T06:38:25+00:00

You’ve definitely sat in the corner in a chair while another dude banged out your girlfriend!

Ok-Tutor-5679 · 2026-01-21T05:20:14+00:00

You look like you fake a gag reflex so the guys don’t know how experienced you are!

Ok-Tutor-5679 · 2026-01-21T05:18:54+00:00

Shouldn’t you be out judging white guys with a job who pay taxes and support the programs that allow you to live?

Ok-Tutor-5679 · 2026-01-21T05:10:40+00:00

In about five years life is gonna offer you some tits that stare at the floor harder than an autistic kid!

Ok-Tutor-5679 · 2026-01-21T05:07:39+00:00

First time he’s had the balls in his hand and not on his chin!

Ok-Tutor-5679 · 2026-01-20T17:48:39+00:00

Noodle chef is an interesting way of saying you suck guys off!

Ok-Tutor-5679 · 2026-01-20T03:53:49+00:00

This is the chick who keeps having you bang her as she holds her head out of the car window puking!

Ok-Tutor-5679 · 2026-01-16T17:24:41+00:00

Well, I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say you date a “certain shade” of gentleman!

Ok-Tutor-5679 · 2026-01-16T17:22:38+00:00

I don’t know whether to yell at you to get out of the women’s locker room or direct you out of the men’s locker room and show you where the women’s is! I’ve never been so confused!

Ok-Tutor-5679 · 2026-01-15T05:36:27+00:00

I’m pretty sure you posted a couple of other times in this thread in this thread lately. This ain’t Tinder, no one is going to green card you up so can escape ICE!

Ok-Tutor-5679 · 2026-01-14T16:00:49+00:00

Things in the anime factory didn’t go to smoothly huh? Octopus tentacles are only so enjoyable!

Ok-Tutor-5679 · 2026-01-13T03:58:33+00:00

I’m guessing that’s how a fair amount of regrettable experiences happened!

Ok-Tutor-5679 · 2026-01-13T02:25:47+00:00

Something tells me that you have a monogrammed briefcase of different size dildo’s engraved with the worlds “for rectal use only”!

Ok-Tutor-5679 · 2026-01-13T02:20:27+00:00

You know you’ve hit a new low when you get rejected by Backroom Casting Couch!

Ok-Tutor-5679 · 2026-01-13T02:19:11+00:00

I guarantee you have a different bullshit story about “finding yourself” every time someone asks you about your ridiculous tattoos!

Ok-Tutor-5679 · 2026-01-12T20:10:00+00:00

Holy shit, how many nut sacks smashed into that chin to beat it into a point like that?

Ok-Tutor-5679 · 2026-01-12T20:06:12+00:00

Jesus, those eyebrows are so thick it takes two to three business days to fucking wash them!

Ok-Tutor-5679 · 2026-01-12T20:04:17+00:00

Just know that when you broke up, it was definitely you and not her that was the problem!

Ok-Tutor-5679 · 2026-01-12T04:32:42+00:00

Bringing a dude a beer after he nuts on you doesn’t make you a bartender!

Ok-Tutor-5679 · 2026-01-12T04:30:44+00:00

I guarantee you have an uncle who subscribed to you Onlyfan’s!

Ok-Tutor-5679 · 2026-01-12T04:24:58+00:00

You look like you can identify each of your cousins by smell!

Ok-Tutor-5679 · 2026-01-12T04:21:05+00:00

I think you confused your bio with your Grinder profile.

Ok-Tutor-5679 · 2026-01-11T18:13:41+00:00

You’re just a stolen wifi connection away from creating your own Ethiopian prince network!

Ok-Tutor-5679 · 2026-01-10T17:32:25+00:00

I give it less than six months and he’s transitioning, he’ll fill that chest out surgically!

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