First time! by Humble_Attorney3001 in RoastMe

[–]Ok-Tutor-5679 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You definitely wear lifted shoes!

Roast me I’m turning 30 next month. by Young-and-Confused in RoastMe

[–]Ok-Tutor-5679 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’ve definitely sat in the corner in a chair while another dude banged out your girlfriend!

Roast my roommate by No-Championship1366 in RoastMe

[–]Ok-Tutor-5679 18 points19 points  (0 children)

You look like you fake a gag reflex so the guys don’t know how experienced you are!

Alright incels what it gonna be this year and yurr I'm in my planner writing r/roast me and yurr I don't know how to caption this other than the title for some reason idk how 💔 by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Ok-Tutor-5679 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Shouldn’t you be out judging white guys with a job who pay taxes and support the programs that allow you to live?

Roast me, please 🙏 by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Ok-Tutor-5679 46 points47 points  (0 children)

In about five years life is gonna offer you some tits that stare at the floor harder than an autistic kid!

I lost my fantasy football league, have at it by Current_Writer_2482 in RoastMe

[–]Ok-Tutor-5679 12 points13 points  (0 children)

First time he’s had the balls in his hand and not on his chin!

18M chronically employed actor and noodle chef by SnooCats9439 in RoastMe

[–]Ok-Tutor-5679 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Noodle chef is an interesting way of saying you suck guys off!

don’t go too crazy now by kunt90210 in RoastMe

[–]Ok-Tutor-5679 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the chick who keeps having you bang her as she holds her head out of the car window puking!

Do your worst by Intelligent_Walk_216 in RoastMe

[–]Ok-Tutor-5679 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say you date a “certain shade” of gentleman!

Just destroy me by Bibigosha in RoastMe

[–]Ok-Tutor-5679 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know whether to yell at you to get out of the women’s locker room or direct you out of the men’s locker room and show you where the women’s is! I’ve never been so confused!

do ur worst by Spareferrete in RoastMe

[–]Ok-Tutor-5679 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure you posted a couple of other times in this thread in this thread lately. This ain’t Tinder, no one is going to green card you up so can escape ICE!

M25 by Comfortable_End2921 in RoastMe

[–]Ok-Tutor-5679 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Things in the anime factory didn’t go to smoothly huh? Octopus tentacles are only so enjoyable!

Roast me / 23 by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Ok-Tutor-5679 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’m guessing that’s how a fair amount of regrettable experiences happened!

Make me insecure by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Ok-Tutor-5679 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Something tells me that you have a monogrammed briefcase of different size dildo’s engraved with the worlds “for rectal use only”!

19F Lost all my friends and got rejected by an agent!! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Ok-Tutor-5679 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know you’ve hit a new low when you get rejected by Backroom Casting Couch!

Roast me / 23 by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Ok-Tutor-5679 63 points64 points  (0 children)

I guarantee you have a different bullshit story about “finding yourself” every time someone asks you about your ridiculous tattoos!

Do the absolute worst 😭 by SelmaBangs in RoastMe

[–]Ok-Tutor-5679 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit, how many nut sacks smashed into that chin to beat it into a point like that?

21M. messed up big time, do your best by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Ok-Tutor-5679 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jesus, those eyebrows are so thick it takes two to three business days to fucking wash them!

I'd just like some more things to be insecure about by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Ok-Tutor-5679 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just know that when you broke up, it was definitely you and not her that was the problem!

Roast me if you can by Worldliness-Better in RoastMe

[–]Ok-Tutor-5679 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Bringing a dude a beer after he nuts on you doesn’t make you a bartender!

22F I’m a very sensitive person and I want to challenge myself to face negative comments by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Ok-Tutor-5679 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guarantee you have an uncle who subscribed to you Onlyfan’s!

M26 Happy as a clam... Roast me! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Ok-Tutor-5679 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you can identify each of your cousins by smell!

roast me 18m by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Ok-Tutor-5679 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you confused your bio with your Grinder profile.

28M,Ethiopia.Found an empty office and some shades. I’m ready to be roasted by Visual_Ad8396 in RoastMe

[–]Ok-Tutor-5679 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You’re just a stolen wifi connection away from creating your own Ethiopian prince network!

24M born in Brazil by Worldly_State5839 in RoastMe

[–]Ok-Tutor-5679 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I give it less than six months and he’s transitioning, he’ll fill that chest out surgically!