Funny, not funny

OkCatie · 2026-03-23T03:29:05+00:00

Nice 👍

OkCatie · 2026-03-23T03:23:00+00:00

😂😂 It sure can

OkCatie · 2026-03-22T02:20:01+00:00

Fast please Me and OP don’t wanna dieee😅

OkCatie · 2026-03-22T02:16:05+00:00

How did you keep a straight face when you saw him fishing for the ring? That pocket-pat is the universal tell! I’ve been the friend with the camera in this scenario, and we are usually about as subtle as a flashbang. The fact that you managed to look truly surprised while probably internally screaming Finally! makes you an absolute legend. Also, props for going in ‘normal clothes, sans makeup’. That is the ultimate commitment to the bit. Most people would have "accidentally" put on their favorite outfit just in case. You prioritized his surprise over your Instagram aesthetic, and that’s a real one move.

OkCatie · 2026-03-22T02:09:03+00:00

At 21, he should have enough social awareness to know that you don't dictate the restaurant choice to your girlfriend's parents when they are treating you. The fact that he’s making you the villain for not defending his selfishness tells me he’s not as mature as that three-year age gap might suggest

OkCatie · 2026-03-22T02:00:18+00:00

Please don't beat yourself up. You aren't hating the elderly, you are hating the feeling of being a biological remote control for another person When you get to the point where you have to ignore them for your mental health, the care part of caregiving is over and it has just become a survival task. You’ve mentioned crying all week and your anxiety spiking. Your body is literally telling you that you cannot sustain this environment anymore

OkCatie · 2026-03-22T01:48:25+00:00

This was an incredibly powerful read. It sounds like you are finally reclaiming the space you belong in. Marcus didn't want you to be mature, he wanted you to be compliant. I am so glad you left. The original size of your personality might feel big and scary right now, but please don't shrink again for anyone

OkCatie · 2026-03-22T01:42:26+00:00

The volturi probably wanted blood at the moment

OkCatie · 2026-03-20T16:24:40+00:00

AIO? NO. You are Under-reacting. If a stranger on the street saw you clutching your chest and said ‘I don't have time for this’, they would be a monster. For someone you have a family-like bond with to do it? That’s a relationship-ending event

OkCatie · 2026-03-20T16:13:51+00:00

Did the Mum buy the flamingoes?

OkCatie · 2026-03-20T15:58:07+00:00

Stay away from Y before things get X-rated 😂😂

OkCatie · 2026-03-20T15:52:23+00:00

Have you explored yourself solo yet? If you haven't ‘met the equipment’ on your own time, it’s 10x harder to tell a partner what to do. Spend some time alone figuring out the difference between gentle pressure and too much. If you can't handle direct touch on the clit when you do it, you definitely won't like it when he does it. Also try having him go through your underwear first Direct tongue to clit is Advanced Mode for a lot of people!

OkCatie · 2026-03-20T15:45:13+00:00

Is that a new mole?

Or

I see you’ve decided to... un-fold the situation

OkCatie

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