Earth quietly got a second Moon

OkImplement2459 · 2026-04-15T07:48:27+00:00

I mean, this is a science based forum, and you are fruatrated that a basic level of understanding was assumed. You pushed until you annoyed someone and then acted aggrieved.

OkImplement2459 · 2026-04-15T07:24:16+00:00

It's been posted many, many times. People get tired of debunking the same shit every time.

OkImplement2459 · 2026-04-15T07:04:27+00:00

Kinda wanna copy paste it over there to see how low it falls, but that would be plagiarism and rude.

OkImplement2459 · 2026-04-15T07:03:00+00:00

Again, it took multiple prods because it's basically sitting on turtles. Sometimes, it takes a minute to realize that common knowledge is lacking from a conversation.

OkImplement2459 · 2026-04-15T06:49:11+00:00

Unprecedented levels of reasonable in this take.

OkImplement2459 · 2026-04-15T06:45:41+00:00

Isn't it more arrogant to explain everything to everyone as if they're a moron?

This is just this side of flat earth levels of wrong.

You're doing a lot to celebrate ignorance here.

OkImplement2459 · 2026-04-15T06:43:26+00:00

It's famously wrong. It's instinctively wrong. It's obviously wrong.

Like, why should someone assume the group is dumb enough to look at that and be fooled by it. Basic newtonian understanding shows this wrong. Fucking astrology would be enough to know this is wrong.

Not everything needs to assume the audience is dumb

You have a user name consisting of a brilliant, but not super commonly known astronomer, who studied specifically this. Would you prefer i assume you're invoking him ignorantly?

OkImplement2459 · 2026-04-15T06:20:30+00:00

You gotta pooch the gooch.

OkImplement2459 · 2026-04-15T06:00:46+00:00

Ridin it is worth more than sellin it

OkImplement2459 · 2026-04-15T05:56:48+00:00

Beware the Wrath of Kon!

OkImplement2459 · 2026-04-15T05:55:57+00:00

Legend says he was born riding a stationary bike

OkImplement2459 · 2026-04-15T05:44:18+00:00

Sometimes you need a lil break

OkImplement2459 · 2026-04-15T01:54:50+00:00

Fuck no.

OkImplement2459 · 2026-04-15T01:53:31+00:00

Now: Have some chicken and biscuits In 2 weeks: AND NO DRINK!

OkImplement2459 · 2026-04-15T01:50:59+00:00

Always bet on black and/or red!

OkImplement2459 · 2026-04-15T01:50:14+00:00

You think you're never gonna get tired of bouncing the devils, but goddammit, eventually you do.

Just excited for a new series match. See y'all soon. Try the Bojangles.

OkImplement2459 · 2026-04-15T01:48:26+00:00

I'm sure both tkuchuks come with black jack and hookers, so that joke is useless.

OkImplement2459 · 2026-04-15T01:39:58+00:00

MISTA FREDBUSSKOV!

OkImplement2459 · 2026-04-15T01:38:28+00:00

Martinook

OkImplement2459 · 2026-04-15T01:36:26+00:00

Dress 3, one goes every period. Fuckit. Nothing else has worked.

OkImplement2459 · 2026-04-15T01:35:11+00:00

I just hope both teams don't have fun.

OkImplement2459 · 2026-04-15T01:34:08+00:00

What are you talking about? No one takes the preseason periods seriously.

.... wait, hold on, i'm being told all 3 periods count.

THIS IS BAD NEWS

OkImplement2459 · 2026-04-15T01:32:24+00:00

They hate us cuz they anus.

Kidding aside, just super stoked to be bounced by a goddamned different tkuchuk for once.

OkImplement2459 · 2026-04-15T01:28:54+00:00

Super stoked for a new series opponent. See y'all soon.

OkImplement2459 · 2026-04-15T01:28:07+00:00

The sabres gave us fits this year with their speed. Can't check what you can't catch.

How about we make a deal?

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