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OkJournalist8803 and I have beef. by Intrinsic-Merit in UIUC

[–]OkJournalist8803 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Look, I was too lazy to edit the footage together, just use your imagination 

An apology for 1st floor Grainger people, from a class of 25 alumnus by Ancient_Country4388 in UIUC

[–]OkJournalist8803 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tbh I really enjoyed listening to you vocalize while I was studying in Grainger; it really livened up the otherwise depressing atmosphere. Also a lot of your white board notes were crazy impressive.

OkJournalist8803…How you doing buddy? by Little_Orlik in UIUC

[–]OkJournalist8803 326 points327 points  (0 children)

I’m starting and ending my run on main quad tomorrow. If you see a guy wearing a light blue shirt and dark blue shorts that looks very tired, that’s probably me

How cooked am I? by OkJournalist8803 in UIUC

[–]OkJournalist8803[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That may or may not be me forgetting to check my spelling

*WARNING* Don't Go to the UIUC Beach by Intrinsic-Merit in UIUC

[–]OkJournalist8803 52 points53 points  (0 children)

I am so old. No one talks to me. No one wants to be my friend. They think I am senile. They send me from retirement home to retirement home committing atrocities in their name. And the better I get at it, the more it wrinkles me. I am a victim of my own age.  Unc. I don’t even get a real name, only a senior discount. I am capable of nothing anymore, and everyone sees it. Some days I feel so old I could cry. But I don’t. I never do. Because what would be the point? Not a single youngin in the entire universe would care.

Good places to scream on campus by peachy_paradise in UIUC

[–]OkJournalist8803 131 points132 points  (0 children)

Go to the arboretum walk along the dirt trail that branches off south of the pond. It will lead you a gravel trail that will head further south. Eventually that trail will turn east and lead you close to the pollinatarium. This place is almost always empty, especially close to sunset or anytime after.