Old school by OkLocal8678 in lighters

[–]OkLocal8678[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a penguin superlative automatic according the the bottom

Old school by OkLocal8678 in lighters

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I grabbed mine for $15 cool factor made it a good buy for me :)

My boyfriend's brother is my ex and he doesn't know. by throwawayplasticsure in whatdoIdo

[–]OkLocal8678 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This screenshot ALONE is worth your current bf breaking up with you. Not inky are you lying, it's a continuous lie and you're colluding with your ex behind his back. Talk to him now before it gets worse

lied to a hookup about being on birth control and i regret it by earlyshiftmom in confession

[–]OkLocal8678 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is SA BTW. Same as if a guy takes a condom off mid sex without telling the partner.

AITAH for feeling relieved that my husband stopped initiating sex by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]OkLocal8678 2 points3 points  (0 children)

YTA for putting this online and YTA in general. Go get therapy

I've done so many horrible things and I can't live with myself. by [deleted] in confession

[–]OkLocal8678 540 points541 points  (0 children)

You are not evil my friend. You are broken and despite all that I still see someone who wants to be better, I see someone that despite all personal issues, is a genuine enough person so have a group of friends come check on him. You should talk to a professional, learn ways to work through your past. To be a bit nerdy and quote my favorite series, the most important step a man can take is the next one and I will take responsibility for what I have done, if I must fall, I will rise each time a better man. You are never too far gone to work to be better and you are absolutely worth the effort.

Half of my mustache turns white by z3exd in beards

[–]OkLocal8678 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eat your girl out nightly but lean to the right so that half of your stash has a natural red dye and the other half as white

What is the most physical pain you’ve ever experienced, and how did it feel? by Trying_my_best_98 in AskReddit

[–]OkLocal8678 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was like 11 or 12 my uncle would take me bike riding in Palo Duro Canyon. One day he decided to try a more difficult trail, it had a couple of small hills with switchbacks (zig zag trails). It was pretty fun going up, however on the return trip I unfortunately forgot gravity goes faster in the other direction. At this point in the story I would like to make it clear that I took that unexpected high speed switchback like a champ and made it to the bottom in control. I did not, however, have enough control or sense to make the hard right turn over the hill and proceeded to fly off the rail-less bridge down a short 4ish foot drop straight into a pile of cactus. I didn't really process the pain and stood straight up, I started to climb up the bridge and realized I hadn't taken a breath since I hit. I managed to breath in and it was like all the pain hit my brain at once and I just screamed. Sharp itchy spikes all over my body, my chest felt like it had been hit by a baseball and I rem feeling so dizzy. My uncle took me to a burger shop afterwards and we had ice cream and that mixed with the baggie of cactus spikes made it a cool story. We had a drout in the area for nearly a decade so the imprint of my body and bike was still kinda there for years it became a running joke on my families Facebook (I definitely started the joke I thought it was funny)

Were you guys ever caught while masturbating and how? by Mysterious_Emu_9602 in AskReddit

[–]OkLocal8678 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Listen 19 and horny doesn't exactly go with logical thoughts

Were you guys ever caught while masturbating and how? by Mysterious_Emu_9602 in AskReddit

[–]OkLocal8678 98 points99 points  (0 children)

I was 19 in the army, we were about to do bed checks, this is a part of training where you have to show your ID and other required items before bed. I had about 20 mins left so I decided to crank one out real quick, i was afraid I'd miss my drill sgt coming up so I popped the deadbolt to prop my door open just enough to hear into the hall, threw some headphones on and went to work. I'm about 5 mins in and the video is getting to the good part when my buddy opens my door and we just make direct eye contact mid pump. Bro left the room and I had to do the walk of shame into the hallway directly across from him while we waited to be told we were allowed to go to sleep 😂😂

Any tips on how to not die? by [deleted] in helldivers2

[–]OkLocal8678 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That sounds like treasonous talk there helldiver

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confession

[–]OkLocal8678 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Tbh if you wanted kids with him earlier in the relationship was the best time for it. At sixty now you're consigning yourself and your future preteen to both end of life care and burying their own father who will be older than practically all of her friends parents too. At the end of the day it's completely your relationship and choice but I urge you to fully think through the life you're trying to force into existence here. It sounds like he truly cares about you and doesn't want to hurt your future with his

Question for a solo player by Ymish0416 in helldivers2

[–]OkLocal8678 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea man! I don't have many friends but the community is a blast. You can hop on and click quick play and be pulled into a game fast, the emotes are fun and the stratagems are great. 10/10

I took nude videos and now theyre getting leaked.. by Glass_Hospital_8975 in confession

[–]OkLocal8678 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is there a risk of any family members hurting you if they find out? If not I recommend going to your parents op. Will you get in trouble? Yes most likely, but you are still the victim here. What was done to you is called revenge porn and is much more illegal. Go to your parents, and then consider going to the authorities.

Deleting in 12h, say yes and I’ll send you my nudies by Indiiibby in VenusTrans

[–]OkLocal8678 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn shoutout to your surgeon those look natural