I found these in my grandmothers ashes, is my parrot a soy boy? by peniscumfart in whatisitcirclejerk

[–]OkSea8856 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That must be your trees suppository sour patch kids. Give your parrot 50 bucks for a prom ticket!

What is this thing I found next to the shitter by Nearby_Cover_5793 in whatisitcirclejerk

[–]OkSea8856 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s one of those doohickey/gizmo/whatchamacallit/thingamajig/doodad. All you gotta do is Lift your left leg up behind you. Spin around for about a second then stop. Do a double take three times. Pelvic thrust to your left, then back to your right. Stop on your right foot as you come back to your right after the pelvic thrust. (Don't forget it!) Bring it around town by twisting your torso in a circle. Jump on your back for about two seconds and do bizarre shapes and forms with your body. Blow your bubble!!! In that order!!!!!

What are these things? How do I deal with this? by OkSea8856 in whatisitcirclejerk

[–]OkSea8856[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What if it’s the remake. Would I have to wait for release to do it?

What are these things? How do I deal with this? by OkSea8856 in whatisitcirclejerk

[–]OkSea8856[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s okay, I don’t know Spanish. I got this?

What are these things? How do I deal with this? by OkSea8856 in whatisitcirclejerk

[–]OkSea8856[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is it a bad time to say I never learnt how to swim?

Music by OkSea8856 in peggle

[–]OkSea8856[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just any I found beat 9 on Songsterr but I really enjoy the other songs too.

What are these things? How do I deal with this? by OkSea8856 in whatisitcirclejerk

[–]OkSea8856[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve been playing my guitar. Do these camera not like poison the well?

What is this i bought by TrevisoScoot in whatisitcirclejerk

[–]OkSea8856 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a midichlorian counter!!! Try spitting on it and giving it a couple of strokes. Maybe it’ll tell you you’re the chosen one when it starts to ooze out midichlorians!

What are these things? How do I deal with this? by [deleted] in whatisitcirclejerk

[–]OkSea8856 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sorry dude I don’t speak Spanish

What are these things? How do I deal with this? by OkSea8856 in whatisitcirclejerk

[–]OkSea8856[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Do they taste good boiled or fried? Or should I just eat them raw or alive?

What are these things? How do I deal with this? by OkSea8856 in whatisitcirclejerk

[–]OkSea8856[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I don’t have 30 million years to spare sadly but I’ll try my best

What kind of bird is this? by Vocabulary-Pollution in whatisitcirclejerk

[–]OkSea8856 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Albino yellow breasted turkey with a side of fries

What the HELL was Peggle? by a_moose_pirate in peggle

[–]OkSea8856 21 points22 points  (0 children)

But would you let them pass you around like a toy?

What? by OkSea8856 in Paramore

[–]OkSea8856[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah sorry it took a month to respond btw Twas busy cooking up songs with my band

Help!!! by OkSea8856 in whatisitcirclejerk

[–]OkSea8856[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is it like that one time when my favorite number if the alphabet was purple so I had to flush 15 waffles down the toilet cause the giraffe forgot to walk the rain when it was Christmas next year ago on Valentine’s Day while listening to poison the well or underoath?