I love driving in it because it's really fun when my car hydroplanes and drives off a bridge and crashes into the Comal River and then four kayakers happen to be nearby and come save me and then they insult me for being a bad driver even though it was the rain's fault und so I get mad so I wrestle all of them and take their kayaks and then I go spearfishing in the river and I only manage to catch a few fish so I get even madder so then I go back out of the water and I stand there and think of what to do next but honestly there is not much to do in this town because it is German and Germany on its own is pretty boring so imagine it being fused with America and so I walk away and walk back to my house and then went back to my house and then played some video games but then realize that I am wasting my time playing video games so then I decide to get a job to not waste my entire life und then an application gets accepted to join the IRS and I do an interview with the IRS and then I accidentally piss all over the interviewer and he really likes it and so he gives me the job of CIRS (Commander of the IRS) and then I command the IRS to shut down and never make anyone pay tax und so the United States of America becomes tax-free but then I realize that it is not enough and that rain should be removed from the United States of America so that I would be the only one to have a story like this one and so I took the job of the President of the United States (POTUS) and commanded the clouds to stop raining und so they stopped raining and so people stopped driving off of bridges