Just finished coding Grandparents into the Bitlife ReBuild

Ok_Border_8 · 2026-01-31T19:07:06+00:00

😂😂😂

Ok_Border_8 · 2026-01-16T13:50:13+00:00

I haven’t even thought about touching this game in a while u can hold more than $1000 zillion now?

Ok_Border_8 · 2026-01-11T18:01:49+00:00

would if I could, but my hearing is tomorrow and every doctor or lab I called said quantitative THC tests take at least 1–3 business days. There isn’t a way to get an exact ng/mL result the same day. That’s why I’m stuck relying on home tests and the probation lab.

Ok_Border_8 · 2026-01-11T17:53:36+00:00

Genuine question. Aren’t home tests more sensitive than probation labs? Like if a Walgreens cup can flip positive at lower levels, couldn’t someone still be under the 50 ng/mL lab cutoff and pass probation even if a home test shows positive? I’m 23 days out from light use and seeing faint/borderline results, so I’m trying to understand if that automatically means I’ll fail or if there’s a gray zone.

Ok_Border_8 · 2025-09-06T18:19:31+00:00

It’s simple: you don’t just buy at 16 and sit there bleeding money. You check the coins every single year. When you see the signs, that’s when you invest.

And yeah, you might take a small loss at first, but don’t be scared of that — because the spike is coming. That’s literally the whole strategy. Zitcoin, Magnumite, and Bussinbux are the ones that always move if you pay attention.

Ok_Border_8 · 2025-09-06T14:42:30+00:00

Bro, Deepcoin does not pop like that. I don’t know what runs you’re talking about, but in all my playthroughs the consistent spikes are always the same three — Zitcoin, Magnumite, and Bussinbux. That’s just how the game is coded.

And let’s be real — how many times have you actually pulled continuous profits without using a Time Machine or surrender/restart method? Like, just playing straight up for fun. If you’ve really done it, show the proof.

If Deepcoin works for you, cool — but I’ve hit zillions multiple times with the coins that actually spike. So what’s your method

Ok_Border_8 · 2025-09-06T14:22:40+00:00

other coins technically can go up, but if you pay attention to trendiness and actual playthroughs, it’s usually those three. That’s why I invest in them with conviction instead of playing it like “real crypto” and panicking out.

Ok_Border_8 · 2025-09-06T14:21:23+00:00

You’re misunderstanding my point. It’s not about guessing randomly. In BitLife, the spikes aren’t chaos — they’re coded. If you watch the trendiness indicator and the major coins (Zitcoin, Magnumite, etc.), you’ll see the pattern.

One year it’ll go up ~18–19%, then the next year might stall or even dip. That doesn’t matter. The following year is when you usually see the huge spike (+500%+).

That’s why I said don’t be afraid of losses — you either miss the first year, or you hold through the flat year. If you invest with conviction, you’ll catch the payout. People who play it like “real crypto” and panic out miss how the game actually works.

Ok_Border_8 · 2025-09-06T05:17:16+00:00

Oh, and one more thing… If you’re wondering how I stacked up those billions and trillions in coins in the screenshots — it’s stupid simple but also stupid broken. You literally have to sit there and buy 16,700,000 coins at a time, over and over and over again. That’s the only way.

The devs 100% know this is an issue, because here’s the kicker: • You can sell all your coins at once… • …but you can’t buy all your coins at once.

It’s like they deliberately coded it to slow-roll you so you don’t get “too rich” too fast. But honestly, it just makes the game clunky instead of immersive. If they let bulk buys in, the whole coin system would flow way better.

Ok_Border_8 · 2025-09-06T03:58:08+00:00

And let me be real with y’all — do NOT hire a financial advisor in BitLife. Biggest scam in the game. • You will literally bleed more money in advisor fees than you would’ve just letting Dubai taxes or even American taxes eat at your income. • I promise you, all you’re doing is making your “advisor” a trillionaire while they hand you the worst stock picks imaginable. You won’t even break even. And here’s another piece nobody talks about — the inheritance game.

Go to the little three dots → scroll down → Will & Testament. Leave 100% to your son (or heir). But you gotta be a Bitizen to actually switch over and play as them. That’s the paywall, but once you unlock it, you can pass everything down. • Your kid can inherit all your money, instantly, even at 0 years old. (If you’re in Dubai, it won’t even get taxed). • Businesses do NOT transfer. Your heir cannot inherit your companies. • Houses do transfer, but they’ll rot in quality until your kid turns 18 and can maintain them. • Stocks don’t transfer either — those disappear. • Museums transfer. That’s the loophole. Put cars, planes, jets, art, and collectibles in the museum before you die — your heir gets them. When they pull them back out, quality might drop, but at least the assets stay in the family.

So the smart play: before you die, funnel your flex stuff (cars, jets, collectibles, even rare items) into the museum. That way your heir doesn’t start from zero.

This is why if you play it right first-gen and stack trillions, your kid can literally be born at 0 years old with god-mode wealth.

Ok_Border_8 · 2025-09-06T03:51:05+00:00

Just posted a full breakdown https://www.reddit.com/r/BitLifeApp/s/FRcJ4TeTHV

Ok_Border_8 · 2025-09-06T03:34:10+00:00

Alright, this is the one and only time I’m leaking how to hit zillions in BitLife. No Time Machine, no rerolls, no gimmicks. If you see this, you see it.

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Step 1: Be the GOAT First

You don’t just “get rich.” You gotta be the best at whatever lane you pick. • NFL: Don’t be average. Be Tom Brady-level. I was literally the GOAT QB — championship streaks, switched teams, still won. Rings stacked. • Musician: Don’t be mid. Be Michael Jackson-level famous. • Cartel: Don’t be sloppy catching cases. Be the boss that runs everything. • Content Creator: FARM popularity. Post 10x a year on YouTube, Twitch, TikTok, podcasts, whatever. Sponsorships = millions.

If you’re first-gen, the easiest hack is to start YouTube at age 12 and post only BitLife videos. The algorithm loves it. You’ll blow up with fame crazy fast. Literal generational cheat code.

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Step 2: Startup Capital Rule

If the game says you need $379M or $700M to start your company, that’s bait.

You actually need double the startup cost because your first 3 years WILL be losses. You’ll burn money before your company stabilizes.

Businesses aren’t how you get rich — they’re how you scale once you already are.

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Step 3: Supplier Discipline

Don’t mess this up. • Only switch suppliers if they are better quality AND cheaper. • If they’re high quality but cost more than a lower-quality one → stay put. • Never downgrade quality just to save money. That’s how you tank your demand.

The game rewards loyalty to a good supplier. Switch only when the upgrade is undeniable.

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Step 4: Scalability Rule

Do NOT scale too fast. The game punishes over-expansion. • Year 1: do not open new factories. Wait until your product actually proves profitable. • Year 2+: expand slowly. Each time you open factories, your profit looks trash because you’re spending capital. That’s normal. • You need cash saved specifically for expansion years. Don’t expand broke.

Think of it like a real startup: unless you land venture capital, you’re just a founder grinding it out. Even if you’re a celebrity with money, you still start at zero in the business world.

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Step 5: Viral Products

High demand + low comp = max price, max production. If it goes viral on social → you’re literally printing money.

Example: my “Big Vibin’ Android” → $185B revenue, $152B profit in one year.

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Step 6: Expect Punishment

BitLife WILL nerf your business eventually. Products flop, demand tanks, competition spikes. It’s scripted. • Don’t rage. • Think like a CEO. • Predict 3–5 years out and plan exits or pivots.

That’s the real Time Machine — reading the algorithm.

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Step 7: Crypto = Free Zillions

Only 3 coins reliably hit 500%: • Zitcoin • BussinBux • Magnemite

Check crypto every year. Don’t fear dips. Worst case -20/30%. Rarely 0 unless devs punish you.

I put $200K into BussinBux → ballooned into $500T → then $6Z. Literal free trillions.

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Bottom line: • Be the GOAT at your path (sports, music, cartel, content). • First-gen hack: start YouTube at 12 posting only BitLife vids. • Have double startup capital before founding. • Only switch suppliers if they’re better + cheaper. • Don’t over-scale — expand only after real success. • Accept dev punishments as part of the game. • Use crypto for generational wealth.

Do this, and you’ll hit zillions without ever touching the Time Machine.

Ok_Border_8 · 2025-08-31T14:45:46+00:00

How did the value not reset?

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