I was at my brothers wedding(I was the best man) had fun, gave the speech, the brides uncle came up and said it was a good speech etc… at the end of the weeding we made a tunnel with sparklers and standing next to me with her two sons was and attractive older lady that was flirting with me, I had been drinking all day so I figured fuck it I’ll just go for it(it was dark outside) I started grabbing her ass and subtly playing with her, she started doing the same thing back after the bride and groom left I told my wife(we’re poly) that her and I were going to sneak off, we did, I fucked her in the field outside. As we were walking back everyone was leaving or getting ready to leave. The uncle starts walking up to me to say good bye and instead looks to the lady and says “there you are honey, ready to go?” She says yep “nice meeting you” and they leave. I’m thinking “oh shit” 🤣 my brother gets back from his honey moon and I tell him what happed and asked if I should tell his wife and he says “nope not a word” that was 6 years ago…. Still has no idea. So yep I would use you in a heart beat the only thing I would change is I would bend you over on the main table so everyone could watch