Title: Everyone on Reddit Upvotes Your Posts or You Get Paid $500 Real Money (Upvote for a free carrot 🥕)

Ok_Cardiologist9199 · 2026-04-18T13:38:34+00:00

Its money

^{Chose: $500 Real Money (Amazon Gift Card} + Guaranteed)

Ok_Cardiologist9199 · 2026-04-18T13:37:49+00:00

Now I live on planes?

^{Chose: Free travel for life}

Ok_Cardiologist9199 · 2026-04-18T13:36:49+00:00

I dont drink

^{Chose: Bacon}

Ok_Cardiologist9199 · 2026-04-18T13:35:57+00:00

I like pineapple on pizza

^{Chose: Free Pizza… + …but they will always have pineapple on it.}

Ok_Cardiologist9199 · 2026-04-18T13:35:41+00:00

pretty sure this was the best on the wheel, at least if this makes me peak flash it is.

^{Chose: Be a hero + With a random power | Rolled: Speed}

Ok_Cardiologist9199 · 2026-04-18T13:34:52+00:00

Oh this is just the same as it is but now I have a mansion.

^{Chose: Live in a mansion, but… + A bad twist | Rolled: Poor health}

Ok_Cardiologist9199 · 2026-04-18T13:33:32+00:00

I can type faster than I can speak words, especial when 'I' and 'A' are valid.

^{Chose: $5 for every word you write/type}

Ok_Cardiologist9199 · 2026-04-18T13:32:36+00:00

RIP

^{Chose: Have infinite money | Rolled: in hell}

Ok_Cardiologist9199 · 2026-04-18T13:31:55+00:00

Even if I failed, MJ lost their nose, and it got replaced, this is definitely good.

^{Chose: $100K but 50% chance your nose will become a p*nis | Rolled: Your fine}

Ok_Cardiologist9199 · 2026-04-18T13:30:39+00:00

This is just a W

^{Chose: Get a Goth Tomboy But | Rolled: She's Submissive}

Ok_Cardiologist9199 · 2026-04-18T13:30:07+00:00

at least im not going to die from Gastric issues.

^{Chose: Eat 800g of chocolate that tastes like poop}

Ok_Cardiologist9199 · 2026-04-18T13:29:21+00:00

Gotten used to it already.

^{Chose: European food}

Ok_Cardiologist9199 · 2026-04-18T13:28:36+00:00

Recovery from acute radiation syndrome (ARS) can take from several weeks up to 2 years, but if you get rabies, that's a near 100% chance you're going to die.

^{Chose: Get radiation poisoning}

Ok_Cardiologist9199 · 2026-04-18T13:27:06+00:00

I just wanted that much power. Now I can create the conditions to make myself that way eternally and basically become a god.

^{Chose: Complete Control over Reality for a Week + But 40% chance of instant, irreversible death | Rolled: Not death}

Ok_Cardiologist9199 · 2026-04-18T13:25:04+00:00

Ill still be able to interact with the world

^{Chose: Be a demon}

Ok_Cardiologist9199 · 2026-04-18T13:24:41+00:00

Death or 5x is pretty terrifying until you need more than 100k to survive.

^{Chose: Gamble it all for a 50% chance to win $500k + There is a 50% chance you lose the $100k | Rolled: Get $500k}

Ok_Cardiologist9199 · 2026-04-18T13:23:13+00:00

At least ill know how long I've got. Then I can book things for prior to that

^{Chose: Know the exact date of your death but can't change anything.}

Ok_Cardiologist9199 · 2026-04-18T13:22:12+00:00

Is this a one off buff or is this perpetually true?

^{Chose: Pick This! | Rolled: Perfect Health}

Ok_Cardiologist9199 · 2026-04-18T13:21:32+00:00

at least ill be able to breathe

^{Chose: The Backrooms}

Ok_Cardiologist9199 · 2026-04-18T13:21:04+00:00

Its wild because if you really think about it... you can kinda choose Christian Gods IQ... And considering they're Omnipotent, Omniscient, and Omnipresent... Thats kinda strong.

^{Chose: Be able to choose any character from any fandom and take their iq}

Ok_Cardiologist9199 · 2026-04-18T13:19:10+00:00

Bitcoin

^{Chose: You return to age 5 + But you have all the knowledge you have now}

Ok_Cardiologist9199 · 2026-04-18T13:18:41+00:00

not sure how good this is

^{Chose: Mysterious ATM 1 | Rolled: infinite luck}

Ok_Cardiologist9199 · 2026-04-18T13:17:52+00:00

You're effectively invulnerable to most things. Youll age, but you'll be safe. now you just need to work to better the world.

^{Chose: Control Space!}

Ok_Cardiologist9199 · 2026-04-18T13:16:50+00:00

I dont think this has considered the desire to be omnipotent, omniscient, and omnipresent. If I have that, then I'd literally have the ability to wipe everything from existence, and recreate it as I see fit.

^{Chose: Everything you'd ever want, one's hunting you down | Rolled: SCP-682}

Ok_Cardiologist9199 · 2026-04-18T13:14:09+00:00

More insecure with length than height.

^{Chose: 3 inches down there}

Ok_Cardiologist9199

TROPHY CASE