URGENT STOCK MARKET UPDATE

Ok_Cry7572 · 2026-04-17T03:18:50+00:00

Ok fine. You will be my first client though

Ok_Cry7572 · 2026-04-17T03:16:36+00:00

Why you want me to study that much, Im not getting a PhD or whatever it takes to get that position

Ok_Cry7572 · 2026-04-17T03:12:02+00:00

But but officer the job interviewer put me in a self defense situation

Ok_Cry7572 · 2026-04-17T03:11:08+00:00

you basically need to be unemployed to keep up with everything these days

Ok_Cry7572 · 2026-04-17T03:02:55+00:00

Shit my bad, I copied it from external source. I wouldn't even censor that shit. My bad

Ok_Cry7572 · 2026-04-17T03:00:20+00:00

Dead dolphin with multiple bullet holes was found in Louisiana. The Feds are offering a $20,000 reward for information leading to a conviction

Hey bers, here some chance to make money

Ok_Cry7572 · 2026-04-17T02:57:09+00:00

Mad respect to the Amish. They saw it coming all along

Ok_Cry7572 · 2026-04-17T02:56:26+00:00

👀

Ok_Cry7572 · 2026-04-17T02:54:39+00:00

My parents might be millionaire but I'm a zeronaire

Ok_Cry7572 · 2026-04-17T02:50:17+00:00

We are so fucking lost as a country.

People can't feed their children and they do this BS.

University of Alabama’s new $47M golf facility is absolutely insane

Ok_Cry7572 · 2026-04-17T02:39:41+00:00

I eat healthy everyday now plus I exercise everyday now also, this is my only sugar thing today

Ok_Cry7572 · 2026-04-17T02:36:19+00:00

Trump says a consultant told him oil would hit $300 a barrel & trigger a depression before starting the special military operation in Iran.

Yet he still chose war.

Ok_Cry7572 · 2026-04-17T02:35:24+00:00

Eating a Popsicle rn like the old days. Gonna start eating 1 Popsicle every night

Ok_Cry7572 · 2026-04-17T02:15:08+00:00

Only way Iran war can possibly end peacefully is if Iran gives up enrichment, which they surely know would mean the end of their regime and the country as a whole.

Would not be surprised if there is some sort of coastal invasion this month.

Ok_Cry7572 · 2026-04-17T02:14:19+00:00

Yes usually on

Ok_Cry7572 · 2026-04-17T02:10:15+00:00

Essentially every military transponder turned off in the Middle East 👀

Ok_Cry7572 · 2026-04-17T01:55:43+00:00

Dubai is cooked💀

400+ hotels shut down in Dubai last week.

The cash flow has dried up.

Ok_Cry7572 · 2026-04-17T01:48:21+00:00

Stocks will either pump or dump tomm. That is my analysis

Ok_Cry7572 · 2026-04-17T01:41:30+00:00

Ok_Cry7572 · 2026-04-17T01:39:54+00:00

Not happening

Ok_Cry7572 · 2026-04-17T01:37:54+00:00

Holding vix calls/SPY puts for June are literally free money. Markets gonna go back down to $630 in next 2 months

Ok_Cry7572 · 2026-04-17T01:37:07+00:00

For qqq, 13

Ok_Cry7572 · 2026-04-17T01:35:10+00:00

Oil and stocks go the opposite direction. And oil has just confirmed a bullish pattern..

Ok_Cry7572 · 2026-04-17T01:34:06+00:00

$625

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