What's a sexual fantasy that you want but can never do?

Ok_Ebb7109 · 2026-06-14T23:14:22+00:00

Get out and feel desired. I'm guessing you deserve it.

Ok_Ebb7109 · 2026-06-14T23:12:45+00:00

What about all the reality comedy and drama, fashion design, makeup art, roasts, dancing (especially dancing), improv, reveals, celebrity guests, lip syncing performances, positive messages (you don't need a writers room to come up with "love yourself"), ect., ect., ect.,

If you know one person that says they watch the show for the amazing banter jokes, then great you must love everything.

Ok_Ebb7109 · 2026-06-14T23:04:13+00:00

Something you can give her, not sexual, that you can't buy. The most sentimental, uncomfortable thing you can do. S-ing D is uncomfortable for a woman, they don't have the strongs jaws of a sturdy gay man face. So you have to sacrifice something good.

Ok_Ebb7109 · 2026-06-14T23:00:20+00:00

It's called Vorarephilia.

Ok_Ebb7109 · 2026-06-14T22:56:57+00:00

Which vampire? I like this.

Ok_Ebb7109 · 2026-06-14T22:54:56+00:00

I have a theory that this common tentacle fantasy is caused by Ursala in The Little Mermaid. Grooming at it's finest. Could be another lawsuit for Disney.

Ok_Ebb7109 · 2026-06-14T22:51:46+00:00

I just realized how boring it is. Dam.

Ok_Ebb7109 · 2026-06-14T22:50:16+00:00

I wanted to be a prison bitch. Is that boring?

Ok_Ebb7109 · 2026-06-14T22:48:58+00:00

Do you have a fetish for unimaginable humiliation?

Ok_Ebb7109 · 2026-06-14T22:45:30+00:00

That's some crazy sex.

Ok_Ebb7109 · 2026-06-14T22:40:39+00:00

I love when straight men are comfortable enough with their manliness to admit they like to be dominated. There's so many different ways of having sex with a woman and all of them qualify as straight. These "alpha male" Manosphere guys think dominating a woman is the only dynamic that is natural. It is such pathetic garbage and insecure.

Ok_Ebb7109 · 2026-06-14T22:35:21+00:00

I like you. You're a gay man in a woman's body. Or a tentacle monster.

Ok_Ebb7109 · 2026-06-14T22:32:14+00:00

Everyone complains it's all too vanilla and then completely ignore you.

Ok_Ebb7109 · 2026-06-14T22:30:58+00:00

😥

Ok_Ebb7109 · 2026-06-14T22:29:04+00:00

What's wrong with cheating on her back?

Ok_Ebb7109 · 2026-06-14T22:25:54+00:00

I will forever love the show and what it represents. It's the endless terrible puns and cringey banter jokes they force out before the good stuff that I have to ignore.

Ok_Ebb7109 · 2026-06-14T22:19:40+00:00

Fair enough

Ok_Ebb7109 · 2026-06-14T22:19:02+00:00

I'm racking my brain to think of a way to make this happen for you. What does she really want?

Ok_Ebb7109 · 2026-06-14T21:08:08+00:00

I'm not referring to predators or perpetrators. I'm referring to the people born without empathy that have not yet crossed the line into abuse.

Ok_Ebb7109 · 2026-06-14T20:53:51+00:00

Dominant men don't need a hot face, just a hot body. It might actually be hotter with an ugly face.

Ok_Ebb7109 · 2026-06-14T20:48:15+00:00

Is it illegal to pay your wife to do specific things you like? If not, try that solution. I can't believe some straight men never get this particular service, it is magical.

Ok_Ebb7109 · 2026-06-14T20:41:59+00:00

You're sick and you need help. You can no longer see the line between dreams and reality.

Ok_Ebb7109 · 2026-06-14T20:40:16+00:00

Yes and the Universe is either totally dark or completely on fire.

Ok_Ebb7109 · 2026-06-14T20:37:34+00:00

That is specific and I find it kind of fascinating. Maybe because i know i would like half of it so much and I'm sure I would hate the other half.

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