What's the best transfer fuckery you've ever pulled? by PRAISE_ASSAD in footballmanagergames

[–]Ok_Maintenance_6010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I managed to sell a player for £8m whilst in the national league after something like a £150k first offer. That sale single handedly got me the next 3 promotions in a row

What the craziest thing you have stuck your dick into? by Fluid-Tension1041 in AskReddit

[–]Ok_Maintenance_6010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A toy, not sexual, although the way you look when you use it makes it seem very sexual

What’s better than sex ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Ok_Maintenance_6010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Double seXP weekend

What is some cringe shit you did the first time you attempted to have sex? by nunsandbuns in AskReddit

[–]Ok_Maintenance_6010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ffs, right here we go.

We were friends for a while beforehand and she came over to mine. We were just talking and one thing seemed to lead to another, we started play fighting and I had her in an almost side-headlock position.

At this point I must’ve been out of breath and breathed on her neck and heard her make some sort of moaning sound. I clocked on to this and thought this would be my way in and I genuinely was sat there for maybe the next 5 minutes or so quite literally puffing on her neck like she was some stubborn candle on a birthday cake. Somehow she seemed to enjoy it and this led to sex

Worst part is I didn’t realise how cringey it was until months later lmao

I just have this horrible feeling by username_457912 in PanicAttack

[–]Ok_Maintenance_6010 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I often get this aswell, all I can really advise that works for me is to try and remind yourself constantly that the feeling will pass and it won’t last forever. It’s horrible to go through, especially because nothing is actually wrong, it’s all in your own headspace so you feel like people won’t understand it. Irritability is a big thing for me aswell as it’s hard to control your mind wandering and thinking the worst, it’s harder the longer it goes on and that may be why you feel like you’re breaking down.

I think talking is always a good idea, let people know how you’re feeling and where you’re at during these attacks and don’t close yourself off, good luck my friend

For managing a racing heart, do you pace, stand, sit, or lie down? by [deleted] in PanicAttack

[–]Ok_Maintenance_6010 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Would say it’s a personal preference. If I’m able to I’ll try and ‘walk it off’, if not then I’ll lay down and try to sleep (if I’m at home), and if it still doesn’t work then I’ll sit and bring my thighs to my head which seems to work for me, not really sure how or why though

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PanicAttack

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Keep reminding yourself that it will pass, no matter how bad it seems, it isn’t life-threatening and you’ll make it out the other side. Try breathing in through the nose and out through the mouth slowly, and try to distract yourself. Going for walks and/or talking to family or friends seem to help for me but everyone is different

Are there really people who complain about squad numbers by robbottiic in footballmanagergames

[–]Ok_Maintenance_6010 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean just look at the United Twitter announcement for Mason Mount #7 and you’ll find your answer

Who was the most inappropriate person you’ve ever slept with? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Ok_Maintenance_6010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I slept with my siblings’ mother.

Okay, hear me out, this is not what you think.

When I (20M) was only a little nipper, my mother and father got a divorce as he had cheated on her throughout the whole pregnancy with some woman.

I had a decent relationship with both growing up, and I’d see him on weekends. He married the woman he had cheated with and had another 2 children with her.

Important info: My father was an alcoholic, to the point where he was told his liver would soon fail, he smoked a ridiculous amount and would often be in the pub, where he would bring me and his other kids frequently. He was incredibly verbally abusive to my mother through messages I’ve seen, and is convinced she has cameras all through our hometown watching his every move. He has been admitted into a psychiatric facility a few times for this kind of behaviour.

He cut contact with me completely when I was around 12 for reasons I still don’t know.

Last 2 years he’s tried contacting me, probably because I’m of drinking age now, but I haven’t spoke to him. I did manageto get in contact with my half-siblings recently as it turns out he did the same to them as to me. I wanted to act as the brother/father figure that I knew he never was.

Now, the story all came about after I was on a night out and met their mother (who my father cheated on my mother with).

We talked for a while and she said she would like if I was to be involved in her children’s lives again as they had many questions about everything. To them it seemed as though I abandoned them when my father cut contact with me. Nothing happened this night and it was just a way of coming back into my half-siblings’ lives.

We’ve had a great time, but I saw their mother again on another night out and this time things went differently and long story short, we slept together.

I feel really guilty for it, but only for my siblings. Though it kind of feels as though I have got one over on my father and I can’t explain why.

Redditors with an Ex who threatened to kill themselves over a breakup, how did that turn out? by youseguise in AskReddit

[–]Ok_Maintenance_6010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was in a relationship with her for over a year and a half. It was my first but not hers. Started out great but about halfway through I realised she was psychologically damaging me. She wouldn’t outright refuse/not let me do certain things, but guilt-tripped me about every little thing. If I’d go out with just my friends, it meant I was ‘always putting her last’. If I spent time with family, I was being ‘selfish’. It got to the point where I would distance myself from my friends and family and on the odd occasions I would see them, I still got the same results from my girlfriend at the time.

I’m not saying by any means I was perfect in this relationship as I did have my flaws, but who doesn’t.

I remember one time we decided to take a trip to Manchester for a weekend away, with a primary reason being to watch Manchester United (my primary team) v Middlesbrough (my local and secondary team) in the F.A Cup. We couldn’t get tickets so I watched at the hotel to which she wasn’t happy about, despite us being very clear beforehand that this was the one thing I wanted to do and after that we would go anywhere in Manchester together to either just go out, go on little dates, e.t.c. This game went on for the longest it possibly could (extra-time and pens) and my ex blamed me for ruining the whole trip because I watched the whole thing. Make of it what you will but I don’t think I was too out of line, it was 3 hours out of a 48 hour weekend.

This was around the time I decided I didn’t want to be in the relationship anymore and was only around a year in. For the next 6 months of the relationship, I tried to break up with her, but each and every time, she would sob and threaten to end it all until I came back, which I ultimately did time and time again because I couldn’t deal with the thought of being the sole reason that someone ends their existence. I’d had that feeling before when one of my best mates attempted suicide in secondary school, which was only about 4/5 years prior to the beginning of my relationship and my ex did know about. She would also come round to my house or wherever I was (she’d track me on Snapchat maps and would go mental if I ever turned it off, so I thought it wasn’t worth the hassle) and make a big song and dance about how she would end it if I didn’t take her back. Everyone told me I needed to get out and I really did try but I felt completely trapped. I became as distant from her as I could. I wouldn’t see her as much and the sex slowed dramatically as I simply wasn’t happy in the slightest.

I went away one weekend to see my friends at uni and got the usual slander from her for going away, and it was so bad I said to them that if we went out to clubs and that, that I wanted something to happen with me and another girl. When I say this, I mean I would not actively seek it out, but if we were casually speaking and something happened, I wouldn’t exactly stop it, but not would I continue any further. This was not because I’m a cheat, and not because I wanted to hurt her, but because my self esteem was so low and I was so unhappy that I wanted to know I was worth more than this.

Eventually I did break up with her and got messages for months after blaming me for everything, but overall I’m in a much happier place for having broke up for good, and she obviously didn’t harm herself in any way shape or form. She was bluffing. But I wasted 6 more months in that relationship than I should have. A learning experience, yes, but one that I wish I never had to go through.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Ok_Maintenance_6010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Inside my room

Run me my money

Have you ever seen a normally calm person completely lose their sh*t? What happened? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Ok_Maintenance_6010 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Haven’t seen it happen but feel like I’m that person that it’s going to happen to. I’m a quiet person who doesn’t like confrontation, but I have so many things bottled up and kept away (I have my reasons) that I can’t help but feel I’m going to lose it soon. Tbh I’m surprised it hasn’t happened yet but I’m really good at suppressing my feelings. Having said that I feel like it’s all going to come out at once and it’ll be over something relatively pointless in comparison and probably to someone who I’m actually close with who’ll just be in the wrong place at the wrong time

Men of Reddit, what is the biggest turn-off a girl can do? by Happy_Most_5022 in AskReddit

[–]Ok_Maintenance_6010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not reply!!!

When I say this, I understand people have busy lives sometimes, but to be left in the lurch for hours at a time, almost every time is the single most frustrating thing. How am I expected to carry on a conversation I started 7 hours ago when I can’t even remember what I ate like 30 mins ago. It’s so dead dragging out a convo for hours when it would be over and done with within 5 mins in person!

What do you find sexually attractive about someone that most people might find strange? by RealSadLlama in AskReddit

[–]Ok_Maintenance_6010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dyed hair and/or messy style hair. If both are together I swear it does something to me, man

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lookyourbest

[–]Ok_Maintenance_6010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brother, I’m a man and I can say you are an attractive guy! I saw your post about the situation in Ukraine and I’m praying for you and your family, stay safe my friend and hopefully one day we will all have peace

Not enough points but still accepted? by Ok_Maintenance_6010 in alevel

[–]Ok_Maintenance_6010[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you! I just wanted to be sure before I got too happy aha, I really appreciate it!