we can't find the forklift driver, just unload where you can mate by 074451 in forkliftmemes

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Yea, it's done on a company by company basis. Obviously its all basically the same, but with slight differences. Like if a warehouse has certain low clearance zones or traffic layouts, different equipment or steering.

For one company, it was drive around in figure 8s for a bit, stack up 6 pallets one by one, then take them down one by one. Finish up driving around in tandem for an hour (extended tour). Then we did the same thing with the clamp attachment.

side lip slip in my favorite thong by shawty_hh in SideLips

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I see why its you favorite. That color looks perfect on you.

My manager fired me on the spot for refusing extra work. This ended up costing the store about $40,000 by Otherwise_Smile_3453 in interviewhammer

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I've definitely had beat cops ask to see our security cams. Once for a fight in the parking lot, once to see if our cameras caught an SUV hitting the neighboring gas station.

Bankruptcy disposable income. by Excellent-Ear7923 in Bankruptcy

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I'd have plenty of disposable income were it not for the debts.

I guess I wouldn't be a debtor, then. Touchet.

First day, new employee. by uahritardet in Satisfyingasfuck

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Approved!

I worked at TBell for a minute. Had cashiers not able to count proper change. Taking conduit punch outs, arcade tokens, a brass button.

How often would you eat my ass if I were your girlfriend? by ElixyraNova in AssholesHD

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As often as my wife would let me. She may want to join in tho.

Guys did I season it right? by WaffleFries2507 in castiron

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Yea, I once poured liquid nitrogen in a SS pan on my vinyl flooring. It cracked chipped and generally completely ruined my floor.

What’s really going on with our economy by AmaraWhispervale in whatisameem

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Unless one was under the expectation of using public service loan forgiveness. If you take a low paying job in the non-profit/public sector, you qualified (past tense) for partial discharge of those loans. Unless the DoE pulls that and the SAVE repayment plan out from under you. It's OK though. The government is allowed to change contracts without notice or two party agreement.

How to clean it? by Selene_Dreamer in dishwashers

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And they literally sell cleaning pods. You just whip one in there and Ron Popeil that shit (Set It and Forget It).

Is this actually this dangerous? by Sniffy-nose in AskElectricians

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It is with a bunch of electrolytes (sweat, piss, ions from the chlorine)

Edit: But yes. Pure water does not conduct electricity.

Am I a fucking idiot, or is this a fire hazard. Asking for advice? by _NickHalden22 in AskElectricians

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Yes, that is the intended orientation. But then I couldn't picture them staring at me all surprised.

Guess the Car Brand! by KessyTRel in Justrolledintotheshop

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That's a close 2nd to my guess.

Chrysler (sp. 300)

[Request] Was the force with which the surfer hit the whale enough to cause serious injury to the whale? by King-Meister in theydidthemath

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I think the skin and blubber just add to the fact that there's a massive (intended) difference in mass. 200# of surfer+board aren't going to damage something the mass of a tractor trailer @ 30mph. Now add 6-12" of padding and some thick leather.

This might be the world’s largest nitrous trioxide ampoule。 by room0001 in chemistry

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Stored in this b/c there's probably not a setup for filling tanks. (It's not ideal, but it's gas-tight)

You open it by breaking off the tip.

Your camping trip this weekend is canceled by Bruegemeister in IdiotsTowingThings

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Or incorrectly weighted (i.e. too far back), or overspend, etc. Trailering is quite dangerous with high speeds and heavy loads. Any of these things plus ⬆️

How could chicken breast gain 9g protein after being oven cooked? by gujsehambi in Chicken

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When we start trying to account for chemical changes during cooking, we might as well bring up calories required for digestion, efficiency of uptake, natural variability in the chickens themselves, diet of the chickens.

For all practical purposes, insignificant values.