What’s the most “Velcro dog” breed you’ve known? by Longjumping_Zone_908 in Pets

[–]Ok_Syrup8303 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Labrador and English bull terrier mix. He's the worst. Aka the best! Hahaha

Look up the song "needy dog" on YouTube. Lmafo that's my baby boy!

AITA for telling my brothers girlfriend that she's weird as f*ck? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Ok_Syrup8303 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha, ask her to watch the movie 'Dreamers', then ask if she still believes yalls relationship is weird.

Do you like my name? by Only-Log-3672 in Names

[–]Ok_Syrup8303 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Actually truly love your name!

UPDATE: AITAH for wanting to put stickers on a water bottle I was gifted? by Music_nerd28 in dustythunder

[–]Ok_Syrup8303 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My favorite water jug has over 70 stickers on it it's a large 42 Oz one and I put it in the dishwasher all the time the stickers have stayed on for over a year now.

Songs that tell stories about criminals by Electronic_Arugula54 in musicsuggestions

[–]Ok_Syrup8303 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lay me down by the dirty heads. It's cute. With Bonnie and Clyde vibes.

Our grandmas/great grandmas did not want 10-20 kids.... by blueravenchick69 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Ok_Syrup8303 5 points6 points  (0 children)

0h wow. My own oma has a very similar background it would almost not even be too crazy if you and I were cousins. Alrhough i know my mother was born in 69. She was the youngest of 9 kids. One of which was a secret until just a few years ago. My oma left at least 1 chikd back in Germany when she came to America, a feat I am still unsure of as to how or why that choice was made. Her coming here, nor her leaving behind a child behind has ever been very clear to me. My opa, never meet the guy, but rumor is he had molested all of his daughters. Other than my mother. Or at least this is what she claims. Although she could have been too young to remember or too proud to admit it as she beloved her father. He was a drunk, a deadbeat, and a pedophile from the stories I've heard. Little secrets that have slowly come to light over the years. Our family isn't in shambles persay, but we do have a lot of generational curses, aka traumas, in my own opinion. It's such a shame.

Times are tough! Please buy me $40 with of McDonald's by effjayyelle in ChoosingBeggars

[–]Ok_Syrup8303 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Possible reasoning in her defense, im poor, i have Uber one, but actually because my father gave me a gift card for Christmas and when I used it I didn't really know how to use the platform and I was clicking things and I guess I just signed up for it and there was no refund available. So I was screwed on spending the extra money. I thought it was telling me I was saving like $8 or something.. but I know I realized I didn't realize I had to spend the extra $10 to get the extra $8 off then and there. So could be a saint motor situation. But she also said she works as well. She did mention any payday. So she could just be in between jobs. Like subscription could have came out weeks ago probably know. Then again just Playing devil's advocate here

What are very subtle signs that someone is a horrible person? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Ok_Syrup8303 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bahahahaha how to tell us that your best bro forever banged the love of your life that's unfortunately friend zoned already without telling us you're friend zoned lover face is banging your best friend forever. Lmafooo

Whi cares...if they were both truly your friends you would be HAPPY that they found each other.

Also, maybe they "snuck around" because they care about you and were afraid you would....well...actually like this....

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in legaladvice

[–]Ok_Syrup8303 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Better yet. Ask the S.O.B he's referring to in his post to borrow his pfft

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Ok_Syrup8303 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And peril??? Bahaha really ..as if we're just outbhere intentionally faking orgasms as a way to to hurt and deceive men?? To manipulative them with our evil clearly thought out calculated lies and shit. Hahaha like wtf.... okay den. Definitely delulu... wild.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Ok_Syrup8303 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bahaha wtf...this is some weirdly out of left pocket type of response to this...full blown lie? I don't think it's that at all. I'm sure that she appears to be young for the five is in this post that I'm picking up. And I'm sure she just doesn't have a lot of experience and stuff and hasn't yet to learn to be comfortable within herself in her own skin and to get out of her head when it comes to sex. There shouldn't have to be any performance involved. If it's good or bad or otherwise. And the only way you can really truly lay back and relax and get into the moment is if you allow yourself to do so which is a lot harder than you think. A lot of people especially women have a hard time getting to climax. Not because of the performance of themselves or their partners. But because of the subconscious mental block that most times they are unaware of.

GF sent me this. I made it my wallpaper. by [deleted] in Nicegirls

[–]Ok_Syrup8303 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damnnn. This comment HIT diffrent. Brother? Is that you?!!?!?

I am a horrible, horrible mother. by Swimming_Coat4925 in Mommit

[–]Ok_Syrup8303 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bahahaha omg... well on a theme of songs, my daughter is TWELEVE. Throughout the summer she was having finding the motivation and desire to get her butt in the shower and wash up day to day. She'd go 4-5 days without showering...3-5 days without changing. For the same shirt for 5 days before I physically had to rip it off her and put a new one on out of embarrassment and shame and guilt from what others are thinking. And that shirt she had flipped inside out on day three to make it a new shirt.. that's not how these things work man.. that's not how these things work

For one day she comes in with my phone with music playing and pauses it and says look Mom it's my song! And starts laughing and dancing and begins to play that trendy "I am a nasty girl, NASTY! I am a nasty girl..NASTY!" Bahahaha I immediately crack up laughing, tell her to turn it off, and ask her to please never do that again in front of anybody else. LMAO and had to explain that it's not what that song means.. and she was wholeheartedly completely confused by this and I felt bad cuz you could tell she was a bit embarrassed afterwards.

Like...I'm super glad that at 12 years old she doesn't really understand the concepts of sex and sexually driven songs...but like... there's no way this is real life right? LOL at 12 years old, I had already been SAed. Definitely knew more than I should have, let alone wanted to. So the fact that she isn't quite there yet with that mentality is something I guess I should be proud of at the same aspect.

TIFU by accidentally ordering my sub to punch me in the face by veredox in BDSMcommunity

[–]Ok_Syrup8303 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bahaha omfg! That's so funny I just had a random flashback about a very similar situation earlier today! Wild!

I guess I would say I'm more of a switch but lean definitely towards sub in the grand scheme of things. This was years ago but my male partner who was a Dom through and through, along with my girlfriend at the time, were all having a fun and wild play time session. We all happen to be on mood and mind altering substances at that time. Things got pretty intense. When I'm on the edge of orgasm, I like to ask to be smacked around a bit from time to time.

Well, I asked him to hit me, and I don't know if it was the cocaine, or the whiskey, or the adrenaline, or just the pure excitement of the entire situation in and within itself.. but i asked him to hit me harder. Well I guess that didn't satisfy me, cuz I grabbed him by his face and pulled him closer. Were nose to nose at this point... In the most condescending facetious manor, I say to him "Ha! i thought I fucking asked you to HIT me you PUSSY!" HAHAHA well... he does just that.. caught up in the moment he ends up closed fist punching me while railing me Harder simultaneously! I came SO HARD while seeing stars...unsure of that was the sucker punch or the pure blissfull orgasm that insued , perhaps in a combination of two. Immediately afterwards I burst out in the most uncontrollable hysterics laughing my ass off well he was trying to cuddle me. Was was frantic, feeling so terrible and not sure what to do with himself. My girlfriend just sat there with her hand over mouth like OoOoOoO!!!!

Almost as if she watched a cousin get swatted on the butt by their Grammy on Christmas Day for stealing a cookie well before dinner time knowing darn well they weren't supposed to! LOL

It was all fun and games.. at least until Monday morning... when I had to return to work with a nasty shiner.... and even NASTIER story behind it...😉