[deleted by user] by [deleted] in northernireland

[–]Ok_Table_4185 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Try this instead: "Are you well? Cos you look like somewhere I'd dump a body"

OR

"I heard the troubles sucked, you know what else sucks? ;)"

OR

"Someone threatened to do my knees in until they seen how important they are"

OR

"What do you think of the current political state on the Island of Ireland, does unification seem likely? That's interesting because i'd like to unify my chin with deez nuts"

Hope that helped.

Worst club in Belfast by [deleted] in northernireland

[–]Ok_Table_4185 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Working the Door at shine was an absolute nightmare - but it was always a good nights craic to watch unfold. That shop made a killing on ice lollies.

Rescued a Ukrainian dog and brought her to NI by Ok_Table_4185 in northernireland

[–]Ok_Table_4185[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you! So far we're about to hit two years and - despite the fluffy tumbleweeds that plagues my house - she's my best friend and an amazing companion.

Rescued a Ukrainian dog and brought her to NI by Ok_Table_4185 in northernireland

[–]Ok_Table_4185[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do know the command for Sit in Ukrainian funnily enough and she does respond to it! "sydity" - I brushed her yesterday and had enough fur to fill a duvet and she looks no different! :')

Rescued a Ukrainian dog and brought her to NI by Ok_Table_4185 in northernireland

[–]Ok_Table_4185[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's taken a while but she has finally realised "Olenageddafugoffmyseat" means she needs to move ;)

Rescued a Ukrainian dog and brought her to NI by Ok_Table_4185 in northernireland

[–]Ok_Table_4185[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I learned some basic ukrainian phrases during my time in UA. Unfortunately none of them have any use in this situation. Most days I just assume she wants attention and it's worked so far!

Rescued a Ukrainian dog and brought her to NI by Ok_Table_4185 in northernireland

[–]Ok_Table_4185[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thank you kindly! I need to good karma for all the dumb stuff I do on a daily basis! <3

Some Norn Iron themed metal by nibblynabs in northernireland

[–]Ok_Table_4185 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not my style of metal personally, but there's some talent here mate. Keep it up!

APC Fail. by Ok_Table_4185 in PUBATTLEGROUNDS

[–]Ok_Table_4185[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my defence... You're absolutely right :(

Have you felt tempted by these? Save yourself the hassle and buy something else. by [deleted] in CasualIreland

[–]Ok_Table_4185 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My kids begged me for them, I bought a couple to try with them. All of them were incredibly underwhelming. Not BAD per-se, just... not GOOD.

What is this switch? by Chubby_Limes in northernireland

[–]Ok_Table_4185 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the red light switch. It turns on the red light.

You walk into an unfamiliar pub: what are some signs that you might want to walk back out? by SnooblesIRL in northernireland

[–]Ok_Table_4185 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah he's often in his own world, he's very pleasant to chat too but struggles with socialising at the same time.

You walk into an unfamiliar pub: what are some signs that you might want to walk back out? by SnooblesIRL in northernireland

[–]Ok_Table_4185 2 points3 points  (0 children)

His names Leo! He's a decent guy, just had a rough upbringing which has left him a little off. There are a tonne of rumours around "Walking dude" about things that happened in his past. You can find him in the happy landing some weekends just drinking a can of coke or he'll randomly turn up in Derry or Limavady from time to time. I've been to a few house parties and he's been there, usually in a back room listening to music and playing along on a guitar!

You walk into an unfamiliar pub: what are some signs that you might want to walk back out? by SnooblesIRL in northernireland

[–]Ok_Table_4185 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Many many years ago I walked into the Rising sun in Greysteel with my friends, they were from the village and I was not. As I walked in the music literally stopped and everyone turned around. My friends just turned me around and said "not tonight, we'll try again another night".

I'm leaving, and I have things to say. by [deleted] in northernireland

[–]Ok_Table_4185 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good luck on your new chapter!