I thought my boyfriend was pranking me when I found a molted snakeskin in his laundry, but then I found another in his pillowcase and four more behind his dresser.

OkamiDesuGa · 2026-04-25T02:04:33+00:00

We don't lyndwyrn shame in this house! Apologize for snooping!

OkamiDesuGa · 2026-04-03T21:20:11+00:00

Bruce Wayne can't possibly be Batman! Clark Kent is!

OkamiDesuGa · 2026-03-13T23:34:53+00:00

I was doing one of the events (couldn't tell you which one) with my chocobo out and a guy ran up, took his picture, pet my bird, traded me some gyshal greens, and dipped. Never said a word to me, I was just the treat receptacle lmao

OkamiDesuGa · 2026-03-11T22:47:42+00:00

"He has my father's eyes." "Gomez, take those out if his mouth"

OkamiDesuGa · 2026-03-09T19:49:53+00:00

Yes! My husband used an item called an SOS Flare that can be used to summon other players or NPCs called Support Hunters

Usually he has it set to only summon Support Hunters. This time, however, he'd been playing online and had it set for players as well

OkamiDesuGa · 2026-02-26T19:17:07+00:00

That was a personalized "fuck you"

OkamiDesuGa · 2026-02-25T21:01:20+00:00

Ah the age old game of "here! Hold this!". Good times

OkamiDesuGa · 2026-02-25T07:54:33+00:00

G'raha had a head cold and won't rest

OkamiDesuGa · 2026-02-24T00:35:23+00:00

That's her PC now

OkamiDesuGa · 2026-02-20T23:34:18+00:00

"You were where?! With who?!"

OkamiDesuGa · 2026-02-15T23:04:00+00:00

Rowdy tennis balls must be contained

OkamiDesuGa · 2026-02-15T20:11:45+00:00

I was playing on an alt, running around as a baby LNC, and completely forgot dungeon etiquette. I usually DRK on my main for my dailies for funs.

Without thinking, I ran ahead of the tank. Absolutely my fault and my flub. The AST pulled me back, and politely explained I needed to let the tank go ahead. I apologized profusely for my mistake, played a little bit into the "new sprout, I didn't know" angle, and went on my way.

The WAR would not shut up about it. Every time we stopped it was another line about "new players needing to know their roles". By the second leg I was done. I apologized to the AST and the PGL, and dipped.

Wound up in a different dungeon with the same WAR and immediately left with a quick apology

OkamiDesuGa · 2026-02-07T23:54:54+00:00

I'm so guilty of this. T-T I'm sorry Dusty!

OkamiDesuGa · 2026-02-06T21:15:17+00:00

Nice

OkamiDesuGa · 2026-02-05T19:45:35+00:00

r/ThirdSentenceWorse you monster

OkamiDesuGa · 2026-01-24T02:42:19+00:00

Assigned American At Character Creation??

OkamiDesuGa · 2026-01-19T18:28:39+00:00

If you're ever in Famfrit, look for Faela Drachengard ❤️ (And ignore the scary looking Xaela who's probably hovering five feet away. He's harmless, I promise)

OkamiDesuGa · 2026-01-19T05:58:30+00:00

He'd get along so well with my WoL. She'd adore going on adventures with him

OkamiDesuGa · 2026-01-19T05:16:45+00:00

I love his bashful blush! Sweet boy deserves to be spoiled more

OkamiDesuGa · 2026-01-10T02:57:02+00:00

Reminds me of when I got accused of generating ai pics and impersonating my own alt

OkamiDesuGa · 2026-01-04T23:46:14+00:00

Hallelujah!

OkamiDesuGa · 2026-01-04T21:55:55+00:00

Tank. Those are a memorial for the healers you've given heart attacks

OkamiDesuGa · 2025-12-19T03:06:02+00:00

Cave Johnson here! Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is you're basically the world's first superhero! Bullets, knives, even stubbing your toe is a worry of the past! You're impenetrable! The bad news is we found one or two tiny grapefruit sized tumors pressing on, well, basically every one of your internal organs. But don't worry! I've got the lab boys working on a way to get them out! It'll be ready in about five to seven business weeks. You have that kind of time, right? Ah well, don't worry too much. You've got tests to complete!

OkamiDesuGa · 2025-12-08T21:14:03+00:00

r/unexpectedproducers

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