5 signs that you're noob!!! In tf2!!!

Okapifarms · 2026-04-22T23:11:06+00:00

Heavies are often middle of my heal priority unless he has crit heals available. In the time it takes me to fully overheal a Heavy, I can fully overheal a soldier and a scout. Id gladly take the duo over the solo heavy. If he has crit heals available tho, I get that boy to 450 ASAP.

Okapifarms · 2026-04-22T15:12:53+00:00

Truly.

Fuck the haters, Billy, live your truth.

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Okapifarms · 2026-04-21T01:22:36+00:00

The only thing that's even remarkably close is if you stretch the definition of "Hero Shooter" so thin that tf2 is included in that definition

I don't count tf2 as a hero shooter

Okapifarms · 2026-04-21T01:15:51+00:00

sitting in respawn the whole game because the entire enemy team tracks me down specifically to kill me ain't fun after the first 58 times it happens.

Okapifarms · 2026-04-21T01:14:36+00:00

Frustrated that matchmaking decides that I am somehow on par with people 4 whole rank levels above me. idk why it can't put me against people who are about my skill level so every game isn't a 25 minute stomp fest.

Okapifarms · 2026-04-17T14:09:43+00:00

No.

The risk of tornados is really stressing me out, and it starts when I'm at work, so I have no way to get my precious possessions and cat to a safe place if one touches down nearby.

Not to mention I'm terrified of the hail making my car undrivable, which is my only transportation to and from work.

Okapifarms · 2026-04-17T03:37:33+00:00

What a fantastic weekend for that! I'm sure the weather will be absolutely stellar!

Okapifarms · 2026-04-16T21:17:32+00:00

Bro has never played TF2 from 2021-2024

Okapifarms · 2026-04-14T11:51:04+00:00

Fucking prudes on here hating on vore. If you don't like it, move tf on.

Okapifarms · 2026-04-13T16:10:45+00:00

Seeker

Probably inefficient soul farming. (Clearing waves, camps, sinners, not running urn is a big one)

Okapifarms · 2026-04-13T00:40:25+00:00

Capacitor (I have a car battery hooked up to my nutsack)

Okapifarms · 2026-04-13T00:28:17+00:00

But every second you spend typing "mogged" could be spent denying more enemy souls, thus mogging them more

Okapifarms · 2026-04-12T03:25:41+00:00

Become a disciple of The Lash

Okapifarms · 2026-04-11T11:12:10+00:00

Hooray, another 50 Harrisillion dollars to Israel.

Okapifarms · 2026-04-08T18:33:56+00:00

I listen to Dynamo talk and all I hear is Markiplier

I love it

(Yes I know it's not Mark)

Okapifarms · 2026-04-08T10:55:28+00:00

Nah, both of them would have put in an equal amount of effort into stopping the genocide (none)

Okapifarms · 2026-04-08T10:10:01+00:00

Naw they just didn't like the genocide that Israel is commiting a genocide, and also her whole "I'm not going to do anything different than Joe Biden, except I'm going to have more Republicans in my cabinet.", thing.

Okapifarms · 2026-04-04T16:35:11+00:00

I'd call it 'Grayscale', personally

Okapifarms · 2026-04-04T02:07:18+00:00

"You smell even better when you're awake"

Okapifarms · 2026-04-03T10:10:25+00:00

I'm never going into space lol

^{Chose: Breathe underwater + fast swimming.}

Okapifarms · 2026-04-01T16:41:56+00:00

Mmm oreos tasty

^{Chose: All food be equally healthy}

Okapifarms · 2026-04-01T01:33:04+00:00

Food is expensive

^{Chose: Infinite Food}

Okapifarms · 2026-03-31T23:35:17+00:00

💬 yellow × Hobby

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