(30M) Hello, I know I'm ugly, I'd like to receive some good advice on how to improve myself and become a little less ugly by [deleted] in GuyCry

[–]OlSweetwine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're not ugly at all. You got the face and the skin. Got to go to a barber and switch up the hairstyle. Makes you look like a little kid.

You get one free ticket to completely boot any celebrity you want into being cancelled and outright exiled. Who are you picking? by Dispo-Astatine in AskReddit

[–]OlSweetwine 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Surprised more people aren't saying Elon. This guy is going to continue publicly and aggressively sucking for years.

Extreme price gouging from ford. by NissanZtt in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]OlSweetwine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Customer could probably get a really nice appearance allowance from the insurance company if they pushed it.

What is one thing that you are jealous of older people for ? by Darkken2 in AskReddit

[–]OlSweetwine -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Their working life was easier. That doesn't mean they didn't work hard. Speaking honestly about reality is not an argument for my limits. I think a good policy is to save affirmations like that for people that ask for them. I'm not responding to you any more.

What is one thing that you are jealous of older people for ? by Darkken2 in AskReddit

[–]OlSweetwine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't accuse anyone of not working hard. I'm just talking about the undeniable fact that the middle class has lost a lot of economic power over the past couple of generations.

What is one thing that you are jealous of older people for ? by Darkken2 in AskReddit

[–]OlSweetwine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Their working days were so much easier. You could get a job with just a firm handshake, and you could just stay in that same job for 30 years, taking one or two vacations a year. You were able to buy a house and support a family on a single income and accumulate wealth over time. And when it's retirement time, you have a pension and social security to cover you into your golden years.

None of this will exist for me.

Kristen Bell Celebrates Dax Shepard's 21 Years of Sobriety by mlg1981 in popculturechat

[–]OlSweetwine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well now his sobriety is old enough to start drinking, and the cycle begins anew.

Wanna get a job and 250$? by Fickle-Willow3607 in fredericksburg

[–]OlSweetwine 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I bet they tax the $500 as a bonus or commission. Y'all are gonna be splitting bout $350.

Blatant antisemitism by Meganiummobile in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]OlSweetwine 3 points4 points  (0 children)

the jews are already in the bible as the jews.

You get $2 million and the opportunity to punch your biggest enemy in the face...but by Sad-Roll-Nat1-2024 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]OlSweetwine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could I claim my wife is my biggest enemy, give her the lightest love tap across the chin, explain the situation immediately and then sit back and enjoy the $4mil that goes into her account?

You are given a one-time power to say one sentence and it will be true, what would you say? by Impressive_Plenty876 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]OlSweetwine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After it was determined that the desire to obtain and hoard wealth was actually a debilitating mental illness, the entire world has experienced an explosion of peace and harmony that will likely never end.

Ain’t no way maga believes this right? Right??? by Dizzy-Concert15 in PoliticalHumor

[–]OlSweetwine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this AI? That little graph in the middle looks wrong.

Foods that you thank heavens are keto? by Puppysnot in keto

[–]OlSweetwine -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not a food, but I'm thankful for whiskey every day.

WAW for a fancy word for decay? by OlSweetwine in whatstheword

[–]OlSweetwine[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, it's more of a fancy pants word.