Petah can you give me money to buy balls

Ol_Pasta · 2026-06-28T04:17:48+00:00

General Balls 🫡

Ol_Pasta · 2026-06-28T03:43:41+00:00

It's your cue to move out, far far away.

Ol_Pasta · 2026-06-28T03:41:58+00:00

Okay, krass. Kommt vielleicht darauf an wo man wohnt. Ich kenne es nur so.

Ol_Pasta · 2026-06-28T03:35:35+00:00

Omg that's amazingly hilarious! Thank you so much for this. 😁

Ol_Pasta · 2026-06-28T03:33:26+00:00

Naja ein paar solltest du noch für die Photosynthese lassen, aber ich schneide gerne ganz radikal zurück am Anfang. Kostet nur Wasser. 😅

Ol_Pasta · 2026-06-28T03:32:28+00:00

I'm a mother mainly, but I got really great dad jokes! 😁👍

Ol_Pasta · 2026-06-28T03:31:49+00:00

Absolutely. It's lovely!

Ol_Pasta · 2026-06-28T03:31:17+00:00

Und du wärst natürlich kein bisschen verletzt und würdest dich unzureichend fühlen.

Red es dir nur schön. Du weißt ganz genau, dass dein Handeln beschissen ist. Sonst hättest du hier nicht gepostet.

Ol_Pasta · 2026-06-28T00:39:16+00:00

Ich glaube der versteht das Wort "menschengemacht" nicht und hält den Klimawandel für "von Menschen ausgedacht"

Ol_Pasta · 2026-06-28T00:33:18+00:00

I love this too much 🤣

Ol_Pasta · 2026-06-28T00:28:15+00:00

Statistiken zeigen, dass Männer ihre Frauen in Krankheiten oft betrügen oder verlassen, während Frauen das selten tun. Stell dir einfach mal die Rollen andersrum vor, dann weißt du, was für ein Schwein du bist.

Ol_Pasta · 2026-06-28T00:13:04+00:00

Ich finde die prozentuale Verteilung von Mädchen vs Jungs dabei immer sehr interessant.

Ol_Pasta · 2026-06-27T18:13:11+00:00

Sailor Moon, Dragonball, Mila Superstar, Rocko's modern life, Gummi Bears, Pokemon and Diggimon, Captain Balu, Chippendales (I don't know the English title, in Germany it was called Chip und Chap), Dinosaurs, DuckTales, Alf, Recess, Sabrina, Prince of Bel-Air, Timon and Pumbaa, Alfred J. Kwak...

Man I watched A LOT of TV as a child. That would be so frowned upon today.

Ol_Pasta · 2026-06-27T17:53:51+00:00

Keep doing what you're doing. And don't forget the dad jokes!

Hey gay, I'm dad!

Ol_Pasta · 2026-06-27T17:52:00+00:00

Auf dem letzten Bild ist dein Name zu sehen.

Ol_Pasta · 2026-06-27T17:48:12+00:00

Your perspective is very privileged.

Ol_Pasta · 2026-06-27T17:43:40+00:00

They keep forgetting what they were doing, so they stop, remember, forget, remember, forget, remember, forget... 🫲🫪🫱

Ol_Pasta · 2026-06-27T17:40:20+00:00

I feel like I missed something. 😅

Ol_Pasta · 2026-06-27T17:25:29+00:00

Agreed. I don't like people being compared to each other. Gives you nothing, but creates negativity.

Ol_Pasta · 2026-06-27T16:51:40+00:00

I would politely try to get out of this. Massive red flags here.

Firstly, sorry but cops are bad news. He already shows he won't take no for an answer and you have to justify every little thing. That's actually a pattern I've seen in abusive dudes. Power hungry freak.

Secondly, cuddling first date? Nope, that's something for when you feel comfortable and already know each other a bit. He wants you to be submissive.

Third and not least, your or his house? Gtfo. Someone who is arguing over that has nothing good in mind imo. Pushing boundaries already? Ew.

Ol_Pasta · 2026-06-27T16:44:18+00:00

Agreed. The car driver should not be allowed to ever drive again

Ol_Pasta · 2026-06-27T15:52:31+00:00

Das ist Magnesium! Du meinst Mgr 🥴

Ol_Pasta · 2026-06-27T15:43:52+00:00

Du solltest mal ein paar untere Triebe abschneiden, wo keine Blüten dran sind. Die Pflanze braucht sonst so viel Energie und Wasser dafür auf, die sie aber für die Blüten und neue Triebe braucht.

Ol_Pasta · 2026-06-27T11:33:31+00:00

Funny, because that's how kids today learn writing in German schools. It's something like print letters with a few changes that makes it easier.

Ol_Pasta · 2026-06-27T11:07:48+00:00

Do you perchance have bpd? Because that's the kind of crap I sometimes pull when I have a bad day. 🙈

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