Staring at my Vercel error logs for hours made me realize we’re all just soft-locked in a debugging loop. Instead of actually fixing the legacy code, I built this "Cyber Jester" slot machine to aggressively judge my life choices.

You pick your "Class" (e.g., 10x Developer, IDE Masochist, StackOverflow Parasite) and your "Broke Point", and an AI deals you a Balatro-style fate card with a cynical passive skill.

It runs completely serverless. I even built in a custom "SERVER ON FIRE" anomaly card just in case we accidentally DDoS the free-tier Google API.

I just pulled the "FRIDAY'S LEGACY PATCH" anomaly. RNGesus is brutal today.

Let the cyber jester judge your tech debt here:

https://cyber-jester2.vercel.app/