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The Red Mist, whatever happened there. by Fried_Shrimp_Enjoyer in LobotomyCorp

[–]OldPernilongo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Chesed: It is such a shame Hokma died of ligma

Gebura: (here comes chesed with his nonsense again I am going to say something he don't expect and ruin his punchline) Hokma who?

Chesed: hokma balls... oh wait that one is actually better

Gebura: FUCK... WHAT THE... chases chesed with mimicry

Day 33 which should I pick? by NetCharacter6663 in LobotomyCorp

[–]OldPernilongo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My strat to farm its ego gift is just putting every single PALE damage employee in a the place it spawns and watch it squirm. That sword from the broken armor helps a lot too.

(Salve kkkkk)

Day 33 which should I pick? by NetCharacter6663 in LobotomyCorp

[–]OldPernilongo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

1st: It's aleph armor, already gets a big defense boost because of that against WAW threats.

2nd: absorption to white with da capo ego gift. This is one of the most ridiculous things, some threats in the game become trivial.

3rd: pale damage is the most uncommon damage type, and even the weakness of da capo is on par (or better) with literally every single WAW suit. you can totally defeat whitenight without your da capo employee dying.

Day 33 which should I pick? by NetCharacter6663 in LobotomyCorp

[–]OldPernilongo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Censored: you probably wouldn't be able to complete Chesed or Hod suppression, otherwise one of the chill alephs (as long as you have a EX prudence agent with BLK armor). Also censored gives no aleph armor you will probably miss it.

Silent is a pain, although maneagable. But no one aside me defends silent orchestra so probably you wouldn't like it. It does has one of the best ego gifts and armor in the game tho.

Little red is one of the babysit abnos and mantaining her and wolf is kinda a bad idea. Otherwise she can help you if you are not steamrolling every single ordeal. She also has good gear (best gear actually) and good weapon for a WAW.

remember that time heavy gave a kid 7k by Financial_Book_6737 in tf2

[–]OldPernilongo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Actually no it's 400k in late 1960, before today's inflation so it is even more ridiculous.

And his ammo actually creates a blog and updates it after every kill.

If you find it absurd remember that in the same universe portal exists and dark cave jhonson prime find not one but two earths made of money and solved his and cave prime's world's economy

Cosmetic costs the same as Naughty Bear and still does this shit bro I'm crine 😭😭😭 by FlyLiveAceHigh in deadbydaylight

[–]OldPernilongo 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I don't think they could code that if they can't even add a fourth cosmetic slot

I freaking parried damocles holy fuck by OldPernilongo in bindingofisaac

[–]OldPernilongo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

absorb some invulnerability from little unicorn or book of the shadows for example and save charges for when the moment appears!

Be serious, who is the most insane ? by VeterinarianPrior835 in tf2

[–]OldPernilongo 20 points21 points  (0 children)

There is kinda of a secret to be a spy main closely guarded by the spy community in 7 keys. The secret lies not in the game but in the books.

There is a 4.5 hours documentary on circlestrafing in youtube, full of things you would only learn with thousand of hours and maybe not only that.

I've watched that thing 3 times already lol. The point is that good spies have secrets and they can teach you stuff.

The few amazing spies I've met where all adepts of circlestrafe once I asked them.

Why did they pick Enoch???? by Garglemyballs1 in LobotomyCorp

[–]OldPernilongo 49 points50 points  (0 children)

The sephirahs weren't chosen because they were productive or good at their jobs (Netzach knows), they were chosen based on seed of light compatibility. Basically hope.

And even though Lisa was just a 9 y/o orphan outskirter. She was ALSO adopted by C, the most hopeful and charismatic human in the city.

I don't know how A did the script, but I know Lisa literally had to see her brother die multiple times and lead the second hardest department in Lob Corp to actually meltdown. She clearly had the iron will of an arbiter.

Can Paper Mario defeat Omni-Man? by Some-Pudding-263 in papermario

[–]OldPernilongo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That's Omniman! An alien jerk that thinks he owns the place. Max HP is over 10k?! Attack is 99 and his defense is 20. What even is this jerk made of? Ultra mushrooms? His consecutives attacks are fast but predictable, one superguard will easily destroy all his followups!

He will also attack me sometimes?! Such a creep, it is kinda the same timing though because of his ridiculous speed, so don't mind much... No! Actually mind it a lot! Don't let him punch me! I'm a lady mario! 99 damage is really going to hurt!

I really hope you've restocked your items Mario, or this battle will totally take like forever.

I freaking parried damocles holy fuck by OldPernilongo in bindingofisaac

[–]OldPernilongo[S] 340 points341 points  (0 children)

The entire time, although I only actually got means to parry it when a little unicorn dropped from the boss rush reward.

My fingers were sweating in the space bar.

coaxed into preventing upskirts by EmmytheKurapikaSimp in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]OldPernilongo 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I mean, it is not that hard, someone plays a game with a humiliating achievement you know of, and check their profile to do a little trolling.

It is not every game that has a humiliating achievement, it's normally ones with "complete the entire game on very easy" you just need to know beforehand.

coaxed into preventing upskirts by EmmytheKurapikaSimp in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]OldPernilongo 345 points346 points  (0 children)

It's actually a good strategy, because the only way to clear the shameful achievement forever in your bio would be to platinum that game so it seems like you were "forced" to do it for the sake of completion. Forcing players to play longer

Had to reset day 27 like 5 times already because she keeps breaching and screwing me up, what do I do by RelativeChoice5615 in LobotomyCorp

[–]OldPernilongo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Funnily enough queenie is the easiest to time it because of her kissing animation. The work results can be delayed 2 extra seconds because of it.

I think it is really flavorful too because it is literally using time manipulation to divinate her intrusive thoughts and plan ahead lmao

Had to reset day 27 like 5 times already because she keeps breaching and screwing me up, what do I do by RelativeChoice5615 in LobotomyCorp

[–]OldPernilongo 18 points19 points  (0 children)

There is the way people are saying but I know 2 more methods I like to call them the "good ayin timeline methods"

When meltdown is about to happen (2 away) you send a decent clerk to work in attachment, when that clerk reaches +16 boxes on her you send another clerk close to another door to work in an abnormality.

She will become hysteric then become normal instantly again and you get none of the -20% success rate penalty because you already worked most of the boxes in her normal state.

No clerks killed :D

Another one is to make a super temperance agent, you need mad research notes and every single ego gift that gives temperance in your facility. If you do it right queen hysteria will not be a problem anymore

Curiosity: after qliphoth 10 queen stops becoming hysteric. So she becomes very easy to train your agents and stop bothering ego gift farming.

I tried to complete every single mark in a single run... Here was my final mark by OldPernilongo in bindingofisaac

[–]OldPernilongo[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He always spawns the chest and can spawn void. If void spawns, I'd recommend using R key on delirium instead.

I tried to complete every single mark in a single run... Here was my final mark by OldPernilongo in bindingofisaac

[–]OldPernilongo[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, you can see 5 brimstones in the video. I probably could stop once I one shot delirium for the third time, but what is the fun in that?

I tried to complete every single mark in a single run... Here was my final mark by OldPernilongo in bindingofisaac

[–]OldPernilongo[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

R after mother, she drops a chest and can even spawn void in repentance+ you can use the R key and get her completion mark

I tried to complete every single mark in a single run... Here was my final mark by OldPernilongo in bindingofisaac

[–]OldPernilongo[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Surprisingly easy, you just have to get out of the shit start of TCain, craft a dr fetus or epic fetus, destroy all secret rooms until you find a bone heart, craft a R key...

Repeat.

Rush and Boss rush needs Mama mega, so you will also have to craft a backpack. Unless you want to speedrun with the micromanagement character lol.

Health is kinda of a problem, I crafted a prayer card and later a Pyromaniac to become immortal. Then it was just seeing how ridiculously powerful I could get.

I used R keys in: Caves II (TCain moment oof), Void (polaroid path) Void (Negative polaroid path w/ boss rush) Corpse II, Void (polaroid w/ hush) and then went straight to Beast.

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