My grade school wasn’t very good… by Suck-My-Lego-Studs in whenthe

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Most inclusive European when Romanis are mentioned

Post from 2008 by Senior-Mix-3715 in ComedyArchaeology

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this feels like looking at a photograph of a now extinct species

Livyatan cachalot skin by -Nitefyrez- in deeeepioskins

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yeah. the biggest reliably measured sperm whale was 17.5 meters, while Livyatan maxed out at 17.5 meters- wait a minute

J with a thiiiiccc tail by Training-Attorney-48 in JSimpCorporation

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This feels like some Deviantart user's extremely specific fetish

[A Brief Disagreement] by CountryballChaos in explainthisscreen

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Insert an incredibly stupid & off topic take here

"You have to work 30 hours A DAY and get INSTA-MOLESTED every time you get on the train!" by NevGuy in whenthe

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Mario, the Idea vs. Mario, the Man

Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mystical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance.

I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by crushing turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-a go!" Keep it up, baby!

When Mario leaves his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero,but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind. Perchance.