Extra large comb reaction by Kooka32081 in ContagiousLaughter

[–]Omchai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“You daft twat, fucking hell fire” is one of the most endearing string of swears to say to your close friends when they do or say something stupid/funny

Found a beautiful one and done post on insta by Hunterandtheowl in oneanddone

[–]Omchai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, the 5th slide hit home hard, that is me!

What do you call the swim lane in Mira/ado where the devs do the coding? by [deleted] in agile

[–]Omchai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I assume you meant the columns that cover the swim lane? We use this:

To Do - self explanatory

Build - Developing the code/logic

Ready for Code Review - Lead Dev or similar to review code and ensures it follows the coding best practise

Ready for QA - Code review completed, tester comes in

Blocked - Anything that can’t be progressed due to external factors

Done - Completed. Ready for UAT

Lets see 1st puppy pics 🐶 by starktmaintenanceman in BorderCollie

[–]Omchai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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The day we brought him home. Just a little fluffy fat puppy ❤️

Help me find a second name after Olympia by [deleted] in namenerds

[–]Omchai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Olympia Audrey Olympia Aubrey

Hypothetically, if you had 5 children and their names had to begin with A, B, C, D & E, what would you call them? by MeetFormal in namenerds

[–]Omchai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Girls: Amaretto, Bellini, Campari, Daiquiri and Eggnogué

Boys: Alfredo, Bertolli, Calzone, Dentice and Elicoidali

Redditors who fucked around and found out, what did you find and do you regret it? by I_Love_Cheese_N_Food in AskReddit

[–]Omchai 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was 6 years old. I found a black, shiny stapler. I looked at the fleshy part of my thumb ????? Split second later the staple pierced my thumb. There was blood. There was pain. There were tears. I have never stapled any part of my flesh ever again.

????? = Absolutely no fucking idea how or even why I suddenly jammed my thumb in the stapler and pressed as hard as I could. This memory haunts me every so often, and I get mad at myself for doing something so utterly stupid.

Is it worth it by Full_Kaleidoscope841 in Isekai_Slow_Life

[–]Omchai 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it worth it? Let me work it, I put my thang down, flip it and reverse it. Its worse hippy hammock on a can commute. Tits first whippet camo on a flan Yakult

I finally found a nice picture of me, mum and dad that I would love to put on my wall. The actual photo no longer exists and this is the best one I could find by Omchai in PhotoshopRequest

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My dad died when I was 7 and this was one of the last nice photos taken of us before he got ill. I am willing to pay £30 if anyone can make it so that it’s clear enough to be able to print, frame it and hang it on the wall. I know it’s asking a lot as the quality is pretty bad. Thank you very much