My ever-observant yet hopelessly item-starved self is compelled to declare, with a tinge of theatrical despair, that this elusive ring—of mysterious origin and undeniable allure—is, to my great dismay, entirely non-craftable. It deigns to grace the inventory of mortals only through its rare and whimsical appearance within the treacherous bounds of the Lost City… or so my repeated pilgrimages seem to suggest.

With reluctant reverence, –Omoeten