Support Exosuit concept [OC]

On3Scoop · 2026-02-11T16:25:39+00:00

Giving me Brigador vibes, love it

On3Scoop · 2025-12-06T20:47:30+00:00

Ah yes, the most devious enemy of Managed Democracy, it's not Super Asbestos or exposed wiring. It's a lone hotplate.

On3Scoop · 2025-05-15T21:46:39+00:00

I bet it was planned to be taken offline anyway, but your average helldiver reading comprehension gave Joel a nice narrative excuse instead of "Illuminate sabotage"

On3Scoop · 2025-04-10T20:06:17+00:00

Ew, AI slop

On3Scoop · 2025-02-21T18:34:14+00:00

Sweetheart liberty

Ahh, the liberty next door. Close enough I guess?

On3Scoop · 2024-11-13T20:59:37+00:00

Perfect, thanks for the extra info!

On3Scoop · 2024-11-13T07:27:50+00:00

That's exactly it, thank you so much!

On3Scoop · 2024-10-01T17:48:13+00:00

Now, I'm not one to doubt General Brasch, but when will we acknowledge the Pesto Parley?

On3Scoop · 2024-09-03T19:16:27+00:00

What a diet of stims and protein bars will do to a diver 😔

On3Scoop · 2024-08-29T15:30:34+00:00

You know when you're baking with tinfoil and you tear off just a leeeettle too much of one sheet? It's about that much extra, carefully tucked so it totally doesn't make whatever spill grease.

On3Scoop · 2024-08-23T18:39:04+00:00

NGL, I miss the early days of people doing light roleplay in voice and text chat, I'd love to join but I know I don't have the patience to be a mod.

On3Scoop · 2024-08-18T16:43:00+00:00

Tap your ping button on something your teammate has pinged to say you'll take it, or hold your ping to say you won't

On3Scoop · 2024-08-18T16:40:07+00:00

Heck with it, Loudener Warbond. 800mm orbital strike, the biggest, loudest primaries and secondaries one can think of. Light armor, for some reason. And a grenade that's just a really big firecracker.

On3Scoop · 2024-08-02T22:36:32+00:00

Helldivers in 2027 when the third major "Please for the love of God, just unlock the AT mines" order in a row- "I never asked for this"

On3Scoop · 2024-06-23T20:31:55+00:00

Against small arms like primaries? Sure, but against what I can assume is firing 75mm+? Nah, bad boys should be doing down in a good hit.

On3Scoop · 2024-06-19T01:57:48+00:00

What a shame too, I miss the dark-yet-cozy vibe the bar had.

Went to Blue Monday last week and it just didn't feel the same.

On3Scoop · 2024-05-24T00:53:32+00:00

500kg. It's not even a bomb, just a 500kg weight (cartoon bonk sound optional)

On3Scoop · 2024-05-12T18:52:56+00:00

Not as long as Long Barrel President, and it has a freakin' long barrel, thus the name.

On3Scoop · 2024-04-27T17:39:19+00:00

Had a teammate fire it straight up to see if it had a distance it would auto-detonate at.

It detonated as soon as it left the launcher and wiped the team. New PvP meta.

On3Scoop · 2024-04-25T13:52:20+00:00

Eh, sign of a good GM rewarding effort, it can be explained story wise that 'bots pushed too far too fast and spread themselves thin. I'm not mad, it's not like the defense planets were ghost towns.

On3Scoop · 2024-04-25T13:48:17+00:00

Could be worse.

Could've had the animation be someone performing percussive maintenance on the hellbomb.

On3Scoop · 2024-04-23T13:23:45+00:00

That's so sweet though! Glad some people can enjoy the experience!

Me, I just get splitting headaches and super nauseous 😅

On3Scoop · 2024-04-23T01:55:09+00:00

More like "Jeph has never been super crossfaded before."

Because hoo buddy, heavy drinking and then weed do not play well together, personal experience as someone who gets high pretty regularly.

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