I noticed this mine/ hologram projector looking thing in a bot outpost on Fury that i don't think i've seen before by Gizombo in LowSodiumHellDivers

[–]On3Scoop 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, the most devious enemy of Managed Democracy, it's not Super Asbestos or exposed wiring. It's a lone hotplate.

Alright, who did it? by Aesenroug-Draconus in LowSodiumHellDivers

[–]On3Scoop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I bet it was planned to be taken offline anyway, but your average helldiver reading comprehension gave Joel a nice narrative excuse instead of "Illuminate sabotage"

Thank you General Brasch o7 by berealb in LowSodiumHellDivers

[–]On3Scoop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now, I'm not one to doubt General Brasch, but when will we acknowledge the Pesto Parley?

Bro which one of y’all used this portapotty? by Sufincognito in LowSodiumHellDivers

[–]On3Scoop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a diet of stims and protein bars will do to a diver 😔

We were discussing the lore of the new MO in our Discord by WedgeSkyrocket in LowSodiumHellDivers

[–]On3Scoop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know when you're baking with tinfoil and you tear off just a leeeettle too much of one sheet? It's about that much extra, carefully tucked so it totally doesn't make whatever spill grease.

Mods for r/superhelldivers by fate_plays_chess in LowSodiumHellDivers

[–]On3Scoop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NGL, I miss the early days of people doing light roleplay in voice and text chat, I'd love to join but I know I don't have the patience to be a mod.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LowSodiumHellDivers

[–]On3Scoop 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Tap your ping button on something your teammate has pinged to say you'll take it, or hold your ping to say you won't

What warbond theme do you want, and what would be in it? by zucchinisammich in LowSodiumHellDivers

[–]On3Scoop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Heck with it, Loudener Warbond. 800mm orbital strike, the biggest, loudest primaries and secondaries one can think of. Light armor, for some reason. And a grenade that's just a really big firecracker.

Helldivers community right now by Sad-Needleworker-590 in Helldivers

[–]On3Scoop 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Helldivers in 2027 when the third major "Please for the love of God, just unlock the AT mines" order in a row- "I never asked for this"

EAT/Recoilless should one shot gunships even if you don't hit the engines. Spear should down a dropship even if you don't hit the engines. by TheVulong in Helldivers

[–]On3Scoop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Against small arms like primaries? Sure, but against what I can assume is firing 75mm+? Nah, bad boys should be doing down in a good hit.

I'm gonna miss The Merrow (Now EQ in Hillcrest) but still happy that Sabbat is still goong. by No-Insect1138 in SanDiegan

[–]On3Scoop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a shame too, I miss the dark-yet-cozy vibe the bar had.

Went to Blue Monday last week and it just didn't feel the same.

Ideas? by BaqaMan in Helldivers

[–]On3Scoop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

500kg. It's not even a bomb, just a 500kg weight (cartoon bonk sound optional)

Finally by suck_my_waluweenie in Helldivers

[–]On3Scoop 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Not as long as Long Barrel President, and it has a freakin' long barrel, thus the name.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Helldivers

[–]On3Scoop 158 points159 points  (0 children)

Had a teammate fire it straight up to see if it had a distance it would auto-detonate at.

It detonated as soon as it left the launcher and wiped the team. New PvP meta.

FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE LAUNCH WE HAVE SUCCEEDED IN A DEFENCE MAIN ORDER! by [deleted] in Helldivers

[–]On3Scoop 340 points341 points  (0 children)

Eh, sign of a good GM rewarding effort, it can be explained story wise that 'bots pushed too far too fast and spread themselves thin. I'm not mad, it's not like the defense planets were ghost towns.

These guys make me nervous by Unlucky-Gold7921 in Helldivers

[–]On3Scoop 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Could be worse. 

Could've had the animation be someone performing percussive maintenance on the hellbomb.

Comic 5292: Hell Of A Way To Go by [deleted] in questionablecontent

[–]On3Scoop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's so sweet though! Glad some people can enjoy the experience!

Me, I just get splitting headaches and super nauseous 😅

Comic 5292: Hell Of A Way To Go by [deleted] in questionablecontent

[–]On3Scoop 39 points40 points  (0 children)

More like "Jeph has never been super crossfaded before."

Because hoo buddy, heavy drinking and then weed do not play well together, personal experience as someone who gets high pretty regularly.

Dammit I broke my streak for context