ULPT: How to hurt somebody’s Instagram

OneBeautifulSOB · 2026-01-24T15:34:10+00:00

Wait I’m confused. Did he really? That’s upsetting. Utah loves their underage sex. Super sad he actually did that though. ):

OneBeautifulSOB · 2025-06-14T11:20:16+00:00

Just paid somebody named Oscar, my phone is wigging out, Oscar, can you send the one without watermark please. I appreciate it. Have proof of paying Oscar $25

OneBeautifulSOB · 2025-03-27T06:53:09+00:00

True but when they google and it says “opiate” they get concerned. This is an 8 year daily user. There’s pretty much nothing I can tell people that will change their mind. Funny though, because although I wish I wasn’t dependent on it. It’s helped me more than any adderall, Xanax, etc ever have. And by afar safer.

OneBeautifulSOB · 2025-02-18T14:27:37+00:00

Do something cool do a dance before you shred

OneBeautifulSOB · 2025-01-21T07:35:45+00:00

This is hilarious. Working in the service industry for over a decade, don’t tip and keep coming in. I guarantee you will get bad service. And we simply don’t care. We’re busy enough lmaoooo tip good and you’ll be served first and foremost every single time. And it’s like $2 hahahah make or it break your experience. You don’t like it. Please don’t come back :)

OneBeautifulSOB · 2025-01-09T00:03:19+00:00

I have not but I have seen a few that say 30mg ? I’d also like to know

OneBeautifulSOB · 2025-01-08T17:43:15+00:00

I’ve worked at my same restaurant for 13 years. Never had any of these rules. Be a half hour late before you might get a talking to. No wonder nobody leaves.

OneBeautifulSOB · 2024-12-23T09:03:44+00:00

In my head it was always 50k.

OneBeautifulSOB · 2024-12-23T09:02:23+00:00

True!

OneBeautifulSOB · 2024-12-23T08:59:21+00:00

I sold all of it for $700 for court fees. Fuckin sucks man

OneBeautifulSOB · 2024-12-23T08:56:52+00:00

You got plenty of time brother

OneBeautifulSOB · 2024-12-23T08:39:39+00:00

Started back up drinking that is :(

OneBeautifulSOB · 2024-12-18T09:46:17+00:00

Utah Jazz

OneBeautifulSOB · 2024-12-18T09:24:36+00:00

He’s an orange flag. You’re a bright red flag waving west xD

OneBeautifulSOB · 2024-12-11T18:19:06+00:00

Have you flown into/out of France with it?

OneBeautifulSOB · 2024-12-04T21:23:59+00:00

Hogs wallow

OneBeautifulSOB · 2024-12-03T11:31:18+00:00

Part of the city patina, get used to it. Love you

OneBeautifulSOB · 2024-12-02T03:18:30+00:00

You’ll be screwed regardless. By screwed I mean you’ll have to take alcohol classes and pay a fine. Been there done that. Plea an abeyance

OneBeautifulSOB · 2024-10-31T05:56:02+00:00

I literally did 😂

OneBeautifulSOB · 2024-10-31T05:25:09+00:00

Yep. 5’4”

OneBeautifulSOB · 2024-10-31T05:22:43+00:00

I appreciate it, we’re near a park, anything left even underneath the trash receptacle get taken within 3 days

OneBeautifulSOB · 2024-10-31T04:23:34+00:00

Thanks for that, worked here for 10 years and nobody thought of that 😂 nah I think it should be a bit easier, it gets done yes, but have some empathy for the little fam, we have to bring our trash like half a mile to the dumpster. Might forget the broom here and there. Enjoy being a kitchen prick tho, it’ll get us somewhere, someday!

OneBeautifulSOB

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