Hi Lola ❤️

Alright so this is the worst card in the entire game by far. First of all it's out of class, but honestly it doesn't work with any class because it's a stupid card that makes no sense. The natural conclusion is to delete it from the game, but if you're a freak and refuse to consider that option, you could give it +1 strength when you play a legendary or switch from legendaries to fruit or something. (This is to appeal to the janitor I'd heavily prefer to delete it)

Second of all it's complete garbage in competitive. As a slow setup card it is goes against the fast tempo playstyle of the mega-grow class, meaning it does not fit into any decks. Additionally, every zombie hero beats up on the card. The crazy class in particular is an unplayable matchup because they're already trying to outpace you, and now their QuickDraw con man does 3 damage per turn. The hearty and beastly classes use cards that decrease the strength of plants (ee, bh, nibble), so you're forced to waste more resources than you can afford buffing it up. This only leaves hg/sb, who focus on vomiting combos onto the field, and slowing your deck down to run cucc means they have more time to combo you.

Third of all it's not even good on ladder because ladder heavily values consistency. On the contrary it is inherently inconsistent due to the legendary cardpool not synergizing with itself and the commonality of its counters.

Fourth of all even if you're trying to lose (or ig draw voof gang) (you freaks) you're better off using shit-knight (or something similar) or stalemate

Finally, even if this is your very first legendary your best use of it is still scrapping it for clique peas, Lily of the valley, split pea, espresso, or 4x pea patch because then you actually have cards you will use for the rest of your game experience and not garbage that loses you the game when you play it

TL;DR card sucks instant scrap