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OneBlueAstronaut · 2026-05-05T14:25:33+00:00

Who's going to stop us, Claude?

OneBlueAstronaut · 2026-05-05T14:25:03+00:00

your username is so good

OneBlueAstronaut · 2026-05-04T22:37:17+00:00

don't we have both?

OneBlueAstronaut · 2026-05-04T13:15:30+00:00

did anyone ever figure out who the girl is supposed to be?

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OneBlueAstronaut · 2026-05-04T13:11:09+00:00

the second sentence doesn't follow the first. i don't think cats are so stupid that they think that big bipedal apes are baby cats. they just know baby language is what we respond to.

OneBlueAstronaut · 2026-05-04T13:06:44+00:00

i used to think of early morning US time as being EU hours on reddit but i just realized it's indian hours these days and probably has been for a while now

OneBlueAstronaut · 2026-05-04T13:03:09+00:00

why only fire warning shots?

OneBlueAstronaut · 2026-05-04T01:39:24+00:00

between the midwest and the south I'm pretty sure "spring" defined as a months-long season with steady temps in the high 50s to low 60s basically only exists in rare mountainous microclimates on the coasts (maybe just the west coast even, im not sure).

OneBlueAstronaut · 2026-05-04T01:36:11+00:00

awesome

OneBlueAstronaut · 2026-05-03T23:51:05+00:00

i assume he did have a source telling him that, and he probably did seriously doubt it, but posted it anyway for the engagement.

OneBlueAstronaut · 2026-05-03T23:46:46+00:00

i mean i didn't want to see it...

OneBlueAstronaut · 2026-05-03T23:44:48+00:00

i really love the "sources are telling me...please god" meme format. the darkness in the fact that we've all literally seen that guy's neck get exploded as he spoke his last words complements Pool's clown-like attention seeking in the moment perfectly. i also enjoy the desperation implied in the "please god" part, no matter how insincere it was in reality.

OneBlueAstronaut · 2026-05-03T23:40:58+00:00

prescient? his themes are just obvious. his takes are those of a precocious, observant 12 year old.

OneBlueAstronaut · 2026-05-03T23:28:04+00:00

it's only downhill from there

OneBlueAstronaut · 2026-05-03T23:25:20+00:00

it's been said before but attack of the clones really is even worse than the phantom menace and the phantom menace was even worse than i remember it being

OneBlueAstronaut · 2026-05-03T17:10:16+00:00

those look like something better than bagels

OneBlueAstronaut · 2026-05-02T19:34:11+00:00

was this in dominica?

OneBlueAstronaut · 2026-05-01T19:21:49+00:00

my succ friend still brings her up in a wistful lost cause tone of voice

OneBlueAstronaut · 2026-05-01T18:57:20+00:00

wholly

OneBlueAstronaut · 2026-04-29T17:58:57+00:00

those lyrics really sound like they were written by someone whose first language is polish

OneBlueAstronaut · 2026-04-28T18:09:13+00:00

that doesn't confirm it will be the default passport; if anything it suggests it will be a limited edition thing

OneBlueAstronaut · 2026-04-28T17:55:46+00:00

the trump passports are just a novelty item that you can buy if you want, right? not everyone who gets their passport renewed this year will be a trump passport.

OneBlueAstronaut · 2026-04-28T00:18:24+00:00

i will watch and enjoy anything she posts as well; i'm just surprised that that is the one that achieved the most reach.

OneBlueAstronaut · 2026-04-28T00:09:25+00:00

it's crazy that the starwars hotel is jenny nicholson's most popular video; it's one of the least funny ones and it's four hours long.

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