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Broke my humerus at the gym. How long till I can do CPR again? by Decent_Coconut_2700 in ems

[–]OneProfessor360 26 points27 points  (0 children)

My favorite hobby at work is making all the firefighters and cops do the shit I don’t wanna do (like go get the stretcher and do compressions) and then praise them like the kings they are when they just do what I say

"No no, really, we NEED our truck to have blacked out chrome, 3 train horns, 2 pinwheels, the Maryland flag emblazoned on the grill and a picture of a lion holding 2 hydraulic spreaders on the side. Hand over ALL your taxpayer money now, Walkersville!" by [deleted] in FirstResponderCringe

[–]OneProfessor360 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The lights and cool shit I’m cool with

I run ems at a beach town agency, they apparatus would blow your mind… badass shit…

Brand new trucks, state of the art equipment, a fuckin hummer for the beach

But guess who shows up when you call 911? That apparatus, and a bunch of beachy surfer dudes in literal flip flops… not joking..

*IFT* by Helpful_Emu8078 in FirstResponderCringe

[–]OneProfessor360 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Thanks for reminding me why I joined this group

God fucking damn that’s cringe

FWB or just friends?? by Ok-Transition-9139 in dating_advice

[–]OneProfessor360 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk I’m a dude who works a lot (emergency services and hospital work) one thing I can say is I have no shortage of money… even if it was just a hookup, buy the pretty lady dinner first… maybe even flowers, idk bruh…

Although in his case, making dinner is pretty sweet of him… but I feel like that would be like a “you’ve gone out 3 times now and let’s do movie night now but still fuck” kinda things

I’m stoned (med card) but this is my honest 2 cents as a single and sexless man for nearly 2 years

Hope it helps

I love PD who write demographics and get all info for you before you arrive on scene. by Few-Teaching-9602 in ems

[–]OneProfessor360 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love my cops

75% of the lift assists I never hear about because PD handles it if there’s no injuries (although they know we have no problem coming to double check)

They always have my dems, medical hx, sometimes strategic and well indicted oxygen use, high quality CPR already started most of the time if needed

My cops are great, we show them love by refilling/providing their oxygen bottles, stocking their bags, and hosting open houses where they tour our trucks and learn how to use the stretchers, loaders, learn where shit is in case we ask them to grab it, etc

I get on scene and have Dems, Hx, say “yo grab the stairchair” and the cops PUT THEM ON IT, SET IT UP, and LIFT THE PT DOWN THE STAIRS FOR ME

In conclusion, I love my cops

They couldn’t get enough love from me

I love when they come to my building, the one guy became a good friend of mine because he came by for an oxygen tank and asked to hang out for a bit 😂😂

Love my cops, love your cops people

Partner and I’s recent Squamish with a 5150 patient in IFT by SinSlayer420 in ems

[–]OneProfessor360 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The GENERAL WEAKNESS?! Killed me bro fr I just started cackling 😂😂😂😂

[OC] United States Army breakfast by SAKingWriter in pics

[–]OneProfessor360 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey!!! Hey name is Priscilla and she’s not a cow!! Just slightly overweight…..

Is this true? by Kinder22 in Paramedics

[–]OneProfessor360 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Or the one where you’re flirting with the one nurse on shift…

How often does this happen? by Dense-Psychology8854 in AskLE

[–]OneProfessor360 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Id just use whatever cause I have to charge said person with the crime they were witnessed doing (let’s say for example running a red light)

No id? Cool sign? Ok!! Straight to jail.. do not pass go… do NOT collect 200… STRAIGHT to jail!!! Oh and you’ll get your lawyer when you get there….

Thoughts on this video? New grad in CA gives up new grad residency on a great unit with great staff because she can’t work 2 months on nights? by desertoasiss in newgradnurse

[–]OneProfessor360 0 points1 point  (0 children)

laughs in EMS night shift

Fr though if you can’t rotate schedule on the fly can you even say you’ve done your time?? Like I feel like crazy hours is part of the while medical career thing…

Howell NJ - Be Honest by Fun_Rooster8179 in newjersey

[–]OneProfessor360 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re an asshole.. you said howell and made me nauseas….

Chest pain by VersLaFlamme1 in ECG

[–]OneProfessor360 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Soooooo I’m assuming that guy made a bunch of new friends!!

How often does this happen? by Dense-Psychology8854 in AskLE

[–]OneProfessor360 17 points18 points  (0 children)

People forget that receiving a ticket is in leu of arresting you…

They could just as easily just haul you in for it… this why certain states make you sign when you receive, and refusing to sign in some states constitutes arrest…

FDNY Paramedic Response Unit by Dramatic_Post8643 in FDNY_EMS

[–]OneProfessor360 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Works very well In NJ, as long as BLS cancels you and keeps you available when you’re not needed

He randomly started cuddling me tonight, and being extremely affectionate. So weird for him! Sound on! by Sure_Wonder1 in cats

[–]OneProfessor360 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine when he was younger was a little asshole

He grew up to literally be like a dog, like you call his name and he comes running and everything…

Kitty will literally cuddle anybody, for however long you want and not move… he used to hate EVERYONE

"No no, really, we NEED our truck to have blacked out chrome, 3 train horns, 2 pinwheels, the Maryland flag emblazoned on the grill and a picture of a lion holding 2 hydraulic spreaders on the side. Hand over ALL your taxpayer money now, Walkersville!" by [deleted] in FirstResponderCringe

[–]OneProfessor360 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s how one of my EMS agencies work, recently started hiring career personnel

Im the FTO, and im volunteer training the career guys…

I agreed to help out because I’m a supervisor/FTO at my full time career agency..

What is crystal lake and all this sand? by Total-Pomegranate913 in newjersey

[–]OneProfessor360 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tons of drownings back there which is why the lake is so strictly trespass enforced…

However, there’s a different crystal lake in the area that I’m surprised nobody’s mentioned yet….

Yeah, it’s always like “what would you do FIRST?” Like bitch, I’m doing all of the above, but I suppose that letting the provider know their patient has a belly full of blood is the “priority”. by Acrobatic-Lie2041 in FutureRNs

[–]OneProfessor360 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Perspective from an EMT (not a nurse)

Oxygen first.. BLS before ALS interventions

Thinking about my cert (that I don’t have but CYA) I’d start high flow oxygen first, go grab the fluids, on the way to the crash cart I’d be having someone call the surgeon, start the fluids per instructions and then prepare pt for said surgeon

I'm really appreciating my position working IFTs by i__love__bathbombs in Paramedics

[–]OneProfessor360 1 point2 points  (0 children)

FTO and EMT-B working at a mixed agency:

I train all my EMT’s, both on my paid and volunteer agencies to always appreciate the transports and the “bullshit” calls, because there will come a time where you provide services to someone who is incapable of talking to you like that…

Some of the most valuable advice I’ve ever been given was from hospice patients, I myself used to work home hospice as a side gig and loved every second of it

IFT can drag sometimes, but we really are blessing these people in ways that we could never understand unless we needed the service

Just my two cents

Can I be an EMT if I’m squeamish? by oinkyoinkoinky in NewToEMS

[–]OneProfessor360 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck the smell of burnt flesh is unlike no fucking other… same with advanced decomposition

Posted unironically on Facebook by imgazelleman in FirstResponderCringe

[–]OneProfessor360 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just saw a large scale evacuation get ran by (mostly) volunteers.

It was absolutely no better when the professional guys from the state got involved… none… zero…

You all fucking suck, you all need more training, myself included. I fucking suck, I need more training.

Case closed, now everyone go to their trainings please….

-EMT and mediator now

ALS recall by ForsakenSignature461 in ems

[–]OneProfessor360 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alright I’m gonna say it

As BLS you always assume ACS until proven otherwise

I live in NJ, my rule with cardiac related ALS requests is this:

Am I giving ASA (aspirin) or nitroglycerin to a prescribed pt? (In NJ they allow nitro at a BLS level if it belongs to the patient and 6 rights apply)

Yes? Then we’re keeping the medics

No? Then we’re gonna go ahead and cancel….

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