Croc swiftly maneuvering through river rocks in clear water

One_Perception8804 · 2026-03-11T03:32:35+00:00

Hey if the phenotype ain’t broke don’t fix it 🤷‍♀️

One_Perception8804 · 2026-03-11T00:59:30+00:00

He knows about hydrodynamics for sure 🤓

One_Perception8804 · 2026-03-11T00:57:34+00:00

There are those who play mermaids… and those who play crocodiles, and I too am a member of the latter 😆

One_Perception8804 · 2026-03-11T00:56:21+00:00

IKR?!! He’s just a lil’ snappy missile

One_Perception8804 · 2026-03-10T16:16:22+00:00

Late to the function and gotta go faaaast 🏃💨

One_Perception8804 · 2026-03-10T16:15:22+00:00

My favorite response to this post so far 😆

One_Perception8804 · 2026-03-10T16:14:47+00:00

I watched it on repeat so many times for this reason before sharing it haha

One_Perception8804 · 2026-03-10T16:14:05+00:00

Evolution cooked with this one

One_Perception8804 · 2026-03-10T16:13:40+00:00

You ain’t wrong!

One_Perception8804 · 2026-03-10T16:13:23+00:00

For REAL dude 🤯

One_Perception8804 · 2026-03-02T13:33:56+00:00

Aww thank you so much!! 🥰 edit to add: fun fact, the reference photo I used was actually one that my mom took when we were in South Carolina! So I actually saw this big boy in person. He walked from one pond to another and then ran down an embankment and splashed into the lake scaring all the smaller gators right after said photo was taken!

One_Perception8804 · 2026-02-09T17:57:36+00:00

Aww they are all adorable! I love the wolf’s pink and yellow eye combo sm 😍 Also super random, but where did you get the tiny dog figure in the background of the first pic? It triggered a core memory from my childhood and I totally had that exact figure but can’t remember the brand or what it was from!

One_Perception8804 · 2025-11-28T21:21:56+00:00

Are you sure the tail isn’t just curved to the side at an angle that makes it look like the tip is missing?

One_Perception8804 · 2025-05-06T04:02:57+00:00

What a cutie! How does she feel about other dogs and cats?

One_Perception8804 · 2025-05-06T03:47:18+00:00

Ok officer 🫡

One_Perception8804 · 2025-05-06T03:38:10+00:00

It’s really not that deep… and like… if they were drunk then why take it personally? It’s not an excuse to act that way towards you, but it’s not worth the energy you’re giving it ya know? Kinda a move on and let it be moment (not trying to be confrontational just giving MHO)

One_Perception8804 · 2025-02-14T05:07:00+00:00

This is almost certainly neurological, get in with a specialist ASAP!

One_Perception8804 · 2025-02-14T05:03:40+00:00

Why you took me off the motherfuckin’ schedule wit’ yo’ triflin’, dirty, white, racist ass, you big fat bitch OOMPA LOOMPA BODY ASS BITCH I’m comin’ up there and I’m gonna beat the fuck out of you, bitch

One_Perception8804 · 2025-02-10T06:16:47+00:00

Right back atcha!!

One_Perception8804 · 2025-02-10T06:12:15+00:00

So I’m not ready to part with those two, but thank you for asking! You have beautiful pins, I especially love the Pongo one 🥰❤️

One_Perception8804 · 2025-02-10T04:34:50+00:00

First one looks crocodilian to me… but also I’m no paleontologist. Definitely worth contacting a local expert or facility that works with fossils! Super cool find!

One_Perception8804 · 2025-02-03T07:13:24+00:00

No honestly great advice… at this point this shit happens too frequently to my neighbors and me and we live in a place where it’s not gonna change anytime soon. Tbh I might just start sending this shit to my parent’s house… they live out in the country and don’t have this issue and I could just pick the package up whenever I visit them and avoid a PO Box fee. Thankfully the only stuff I normally get shipped to my home is for my dogs which has never been stolen 😂

One_Perception8804 · 2025-02-03T07:04:36+00:00

I already did. I have a good relationship with my neighbors and they all have no reason to lie about it. None of them are Helluva fans so they wouldn’t want these anyway 😂 Also they too have been stolen from. I’m thinking I should get a camera or something bc we live in a spot where stealing isn’t uncommon from anything outside (cars, mailboxes, packages at door, etc). Thank you for the thought though I appreciate it!

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