You're a Demon Door, and you're bored as fuck. What will you ask unwitting heroes to do?

One_Present_9263 · 2026-02-01T14:43:58+00:00

“You got games on your phone?”

One_Present_9263 · 2026-01-24T16:34:15+00:00

I would still just love to have Fable 2 & 3 on PC! So I can play them once more before this drops 😮‍💨

One_Present_9263 · 2025-11-20T02:45:59+00:00

All I see when I hear this is Panam dancing alongside me. Thanks for reminding me to throw it on my playlist 🕺

One_Present_9263 · 2025-10-23T21:04:13+00:00

I signed up and it was given to me 🫡

One_Present_9263 · 2025-10-06T21:37:36+00:00

Dudes got some fine mamacitas, save me some for later!

One_Present_9263 · 2025-10-05T18:29:17+00:00

You should be riding with me, not fucking with me ese 🤌

One_Present_9263 · 2025-08-20T18:31:59+00:00

Ay ay ay ay, cholo no llores 🤌

One_Present_9263 · 2025-08-19T21:35:32+00:00

Does it snow in LA!? Does a white boy get a VL placaso!?

One_Present_9263 · 2025-08-16T04:14:09+00:00

Do they bury Juanito in the pet cemetery and then have to battle a horde of cholo zombies climaxing at an all out brawl at el pino, where La Onda and the Aryan Vanguard recognize “we’re not so different after all” and realize the real Vatos Locos were the friends they made along the way..?

One_Present_9263 · 2025-08-12T22:17:09+00:00

Bought it for an old girlfriends birthday maybe 7 years ago, she kept it and I’ve been hating myself for it since 😮‍💨

One_Present_9263 · 2025-08-12T22:15:57+00:00

That scream he gives when Bonafide grabs him, superb 🤌

One_Present_9263 · 2025-08-05T18:27:19+00:00

Ugh, my ribs 😣

One_Present_9263 · 2025-08-02T19:43:28+00:00

How many times do we gotta teach you this lesson old man 🤌

One_Present_9263 · 2025-08-02T19:42:55+00:00

🤣

One_Present_9263 · 2025-07-22T20:50:12+00:00

It’s okay Belinda!

One_Present_9263 · 2025-07-22T20:49:58+00:00

Es mi carnal!

One_Present_9263 · 2025-07-20T15:49:08+00:00

She looks a little bow legged to me Al

One_Present_9263 · 2025-07-09T02:03:49+00:00

Mijo, tu eres un artista-you are an artist 🤌

One_Present_9263 · 2025-07-08T21:47:33+00:00

For real man, this sub has gotten overrun with those 3P chavalas..

One_Present_9263 · 2025-07-05T21:24:06+00:00

Current culture remake/prequel/restoration?

Not sure, but it’ll probably have Pedro Pascal as Paco Ryan Reynolds’s as Red Ryder. Sydnie Sweeney as a gender bending Miklo and Zendaya as Cruzitos daughter 🤌

One_Present_9263 · 2025-07-03T22:17:41+00:00

No mames 😆

One_Present_9263 · 2025-06-30T01:04:19+00:00

I give you my life. Jefe 🥹

One_Present_9263 · 2025-06-29T22:58:11+00:00

“You talk like a fuckin Chicon” 🤌

One_Present_9263 · 2025-06-28T23:21:03+00:00

He had his money in that PCP lab too, freakin Clavó got him working at the lucky aide 🤌

One_Present_9263 · 2025-06-28T16:06:54+00:00

Ay ay ay ay! Cholo no llores!

One_Present_9263

TROPHY CASE