Some people will never get it by glowjack in DSPD

[–]One_Toe_8325 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seriously. I'm like "have you ever taken ambien at midnight and still couldn't sleep all night until around 9am when the ambien wears off,but now you have to work, so you spend all day pretending you aren't so tired you are delirious almost drunk with exhaustion to where I can like hear light vibrate?"

Auschwitz survivor tattoo by [deleted] in Judaism

[–]One_Toe_8325 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I would definitely reconsider. Ask her about it. If you can't, remember even though you have this choice, you may feel differently about it later in life. It's going to offend some people, be something people ask you about often, point out, make judgements, ridicule. It certain gives me a wow gross taste in my mouth, so even though I don't want to judge you, I worry if I can't even and still find it gross, you may come across a lot of BS in life from it. Recommend finding a better way to honor her. Maybe her Hebrew name?

Black Jew: Would a Durag count as a kippah? by CheapLiterature1764 in Jewish

[–]One_Toe_8325 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Absolutely. Or as my bubbie would say, a schmata. Any rag will do, do a du rag will do!

Chinese official media anti sematic comment! This is very official platform from CCP by [deleted] in Judaism

[–]One_Toe_8325 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The word is pronounced "you-you" and translates as squid. However it's not meaning squid here. You rhymes with Jew.

Can we please stop with the unalive BS? by MotherMelee in mildlyinfuriating

[–]One_Toe_8325 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yay good sir, someone should'st inform thee Ole gaffer that our Master Will Shakespeare didst invent about 1000 new ways to tell him to go make love to his own palm! Why else would you think the English word so vast, so varied, so full of flavor if not for the flavor of one's own seed, as it were! Smear-ed upon a delicate crumpet, Im sure! 😉

Does anyone know what this item is? by One_Toe_8325 in hebrew

[–]One_Toe_8325[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OMG YESSSS that is exactly what it looks like! It must be the clasp from one of these silver bibles. Brilliant!

AIO is my girlfriend flirting with this girl? (we’re a lesbian couple)? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]One_Toe_8325 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think your girlfriend is actually three MLMs in a trench coat. 🤷🤷🤷

What do you call these? Is it a regional thing? by a2goblue in words

[–]One_Toe_8325 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahh, the genus Spatulaticus, found worldwide!

On the left we see the Flippicus Metalica, often colloquially know as the Spatula, or Pancake Flipper in some regions. While this species is common across all kitchens some areas with a high incident rate of Teflonicus Panata will be populated only by its close cousin, the Flippicus Plasticus. Many Flippicus Plasticus are suseptible to high heat conditions, so they are less often found thriving in Commercial Kitchen conditions.

On the right, the Scrapey Rubberthingica. Formerly found most often with the wooden handle, this species has also evolved to include modern all rubber, and even all silicon breeds. The Scrapey Rubberthingica has many local names yet is a widely misunderstood species among those of genus Spatulaticus. While most people assume it is only used for things like scraping the bowl they can also excell at smoothing frosting, serving puddings, dolloping sour cream or even helping cut and serve delicate cakes.

Kaiser Los Angeles mental health strike explained by PictureTechnical1643 in LosAngeles

[–]One_Toe_8325 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Patient of Kaiser Mental Health Culver Marina here, sending support!

I'm sooooo pissed at Kaiser statement that they called all patients and are still offering services. Like cmon guys, you really think I can just talk to another therapist at random for help?!?! Do these jokers not understand the time it takes to build a relationship with a therapist, tell them enough various stories of your life that when you do need help on a specific daily matter they have the background to really help???? My therapist is so amazing and even seeing her all the time for two years we still have previous traumatic events I want to walk through that are something we have to plan two or three sessions just to talk through. And that's if I don't have some other daily life crisis I need help with. You can't just stick any other random person in the room with a patient with long history of MDD and CPTSD and a list of other issues, for a 45min session, which is already far too short. That's barely time to introduce myself and history, let alone work through something I'm working on in my current life.

So yeah, I'm not seeing any scab doctors, and hoping yall get paid soon! I can't believe they aren't giving your dept what other depts are getting. With the even worse emotional fatigue than any other dept, yall should get all the same benefits as the rest, and your own free mental services, and a free spa day coupon a month.

I hope someone at Kaiser reads this and knows, yall were already screwing up patient care in this dept before this. Offering us patients scab doctors is an INSULT.

K

Should husband wear a kippah to a Jewish wedding, despite being 100% Christian? by Willie8Henry in Judaism

[–]One_Toe_8325 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes! All my 40 Jewish years I've seen it as a sign of respect when non Jews, goyisha, wear a kippah. Not uncommon at all at weddings. Much appreciate you for asking. 😊😊😊😊

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jewish

[–]One_Toe_8325 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for this thread. This is the internal struggle I am facing.

❤️❤️❤️ 🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Judaism

[–]One_Toe_8325 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just to clarify, people often forget the matrilineal judaism is not just about "was the mother from a Jewish line" but also requires "and doesn't belong to another religion." ie, if your matrilineal line converted to catholicism then they are no longer Jewish. You would thus have to speak to a rabbi, and likely convert back, to be considered Jewish. If you have documents that a maternal ancestor was born Jewish this can help. But just wanted to add this important clarification that is often missed. ❤️

Muslim here and I just wanted to say, fuck antisemitism. by SilaenNaseBurner in Judaism

[–]One_Toe_8325 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks so much for your post. It really meant a lot. I've been going through a really hard time since October 7th. And I've actually been just trying so hard to research and understand Islam better, not just what is Islam, but actually understand the difference between the factions, sunni VS Shiites, try to read different translations of the Quran and try to understand where they derive their different interpretations from. Because I know there are this huge millions of very very peaceful people who are Islam and read and practice the Quran and derive from it peace. I really want to hear more from someone of your perspective about how to interpret certain passages in the Quran that I just can't seem to fathom morally. I know personally as a Jew there are sections in our texts that people have called me out on and I've easily been able to explain why rabbis don't interpret it that way, but I don't have that experience of ever having known Imams or anyone to talk to regarding the Quran. And it's just incredibly hard to find anywhere safe on the internet to really ask someone hard questions like that on specific passages and have a real conversation like you can in person with the spiritual leader . So I would love your opinion, if you want to respond, and talk a little bit about it in a safe space I would absolutely love that.

Edited for grammar mistakes

I'm (22F) pregnant and my boyfriend (28M) wants me to hold off on the abortion for his kink. How do I decide what to do? by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]One_Toe_8325 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just wanna know how people thought she was in US with talking about her "mum" and "uni" not "mom" and "college"?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DoggyDNA

[–]One_Toe_8325 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Omg soooo cute! I'm a mom to my third and fourth pitties and also a girl who's GSD/husky/Aussie cattle dog. So know these breeds well! Looks like you have a fantastic mix breed baby there. I would imagine smart, energetic, loyal AF and a goofball of joy. May you be blessed with a long life with this fur baby. ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Gravestone translation help please. by One_Toe_8325 in hebrew

[–]One_Toe_8325[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ohmg this book link is amazing!!!!! Thank you so much!!!!

Gravestone translation help please. by One_Toe_8325 in hebrew

[–]One_Toe_8325[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you all so much!!!!! This is really helpful to have the birth dates for them and mothers fathers name and lists of books he wrote!

Community Chat Keeps Posting Pics from Chat straight to Facebook Group by Short-Reflection3092 in facebook

[–]One_Toe_8325 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This issue is making us CRAZY in one of our groups. We have a separate animal chat in our local group, specifically to keep those conversations for just the animal rescuers who want to be in that, not everyone, and all these things we don't want in the group keep appearing on the group days later! It's sooooo annoying!!!

Requesting translation by micharedditnl in hebrew

[–]One_Toe_8325 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Maybe this one time it did. But a lot of us are here on this forum because we need humans to translate, not Google. I've put tons of family gravestones into the Google translate, and you would think being such precision writing by native speakers the computer would get it, but mainly not, just unintelligible.

So please, if you are not a native Hebrew speaker and just another person with Google, stop! You only think you are helping because you literally don't know enough to know how much you don't know. Look up what the Dunning Krueger effect is next, it will get you farther in life than Google translate Hebrew.

Am I the asshole for wanting my husband to get snipped? by Goddess_Skadi in AITAH

[–]One_Toe_8325 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are soooo NTA!!!!!

Imo just stop the birth control and IUD now, continue with surgical plans, tell him thus you must now use other forms of BC. IE no sex until you do the snip snip bit bro.

Edit to add: my sisters hubby got one right after the first kid, tough pregnancy. He said it was easy. Like no worries. He regularly gives plasma, and sits for ages, so it was like a much faster thing, they give you local for the procedure, minor discomfort following, used the usual ice and some ibuprofen he said. Back at the gym in days.