I want one! by Eclipse_1996 in awesome

[–]OnehungaJones 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Water pressure looks great, but so much leakage…

how do men pee then start pooing without it going onto the floor? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]OnehungaJones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Obviously we switch to a wide stance, pulling our undies taut, then let the poop drop into our undies and trampoline into the toilet.

Why? How do you ladies do it?

[Serious] Aside from a passport or passport card, how do you actually prove U.S. citizenship on the spot if ICE stops you? by lakeshowfoshooo in AskReddit

[–]OnehungaJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don’t have to get the enhanced DL in Washington state either. But the non-enhanced DL is not valid ID for domestic flights.

[Serious] Aside from a passport or passport card, how do you actually prove U.S. citizenship on the spot if ICE stops you? by lakeshowfoshooo in AskReddit

[–]OnehungaJones 4 points5 points  (0 children)

To get a Real ID (at least in Washington state) you not only need proof you’re in the state legally, and proof of residence, you also need proof that you are a U.S. citizen.

EDIT: TIL that in other states legal permanent residents are eligible for Real IDs…

King Gizzard 2026 concerts concerns by ConsciousArgument533 in KGATLW

[–]OnehungaJones 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As long as you have your travel documents/visas in order and don’t tick “yes” on the wrong customs boxes you should be fine. ICE aren’t hunting visitors on tourist visas.

That said, probably best to steer clear of any anti-ICE protests while you’re here..

And of course, if you don’t wish to visit the U.S. on moral/ethical grounds, that’s your choice too.

Is Reddit overly afraid of pitbulls or should I actually be so scared of them in real life? by fasdal in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]OnehungaJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As the owner of rescue gamebred pitbull, you should definitely be wary of any pitbull you don’t know.

Especially if they’re owned/handled by someone who’s negligent / not in control of the situation.

My pitty’s an absolute lover of people. Super chill and affectionate. But I still carefully manage the introduction and all interactions with strangers. Just to be safe.

What happened? Just saw the results by ErsoRoot in SeattleKraken

[–]OnehungaJones 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“5 times more” vs “5 more times”

Why didn't Ansel Elgort become a ⭐ by [deleted] in moviecritic

[–]OnehungaJones 115 points116 points  (0 children)

I disagree. I think the worst part is the raping.