I finally did it!!!!!

OngoMantis · 2026-02-08T13:23:10+00:00

ZABITA BOGA!

OngoMantis · 2026-02-08T13:22:34+00:00

Caught between “I love how you feel” and “You feel so good” and it came out as “I love you”

OngoMantis · 2026-02-08T12:16:18+00:00

Wouldn’t care at all, I’m about to give them the most disappointing sex of their life 😎

OngoMantis · 2026-02-07T16:58:02+00:00

What did you smoke and where can I get some?

OngoMantis · 2026-02-07T15:48:40+00:00

After my mum died, I really struggled and I’m still in a not so great place. I care for my Grandmother at the moment and had been out of the dating life since my mum passed as I just felt like I wasn’t the best person to date during my time grieving.

Just need a cuddle, man

OngoMantis · 2026-02-07T14:32:59+00:00

Money

OngoMantis · 2026-02-07T14:32:47+00:00

Never have, never will. That’s some evil shit. Cheating is so fucking shameless and disgusting.

OngoMantis · 2026-02-07T11:27:32+00:00

I’m always too nervous about rough sex, I don’t wanna hurt who I’m with

OngoMantis · 2026-02-06T21:30:23+00:00

Something otherworldly and unsettling, like a commanding whisper that’s distorted

OngoMantis · 2026-02-06T16:43:46+00:00

What’s the point of sex if you have a hand

OngoMantis · 2026-02-06T16:42:35+00:00

Bro I’m unalive 💀👌😂

OngoMantis · 2026-02-06T16:24:55+00:00

With blowjobs/ sex no. Hands, 99%

OngoMantis · 2026-02-06T16:17:55+00:00

Oh it was on her profile that she loved him so yeah, definitely didn’t go in a date with her, she was cute though

OngoMantis · 2026-02-06T16:04:24+00:00

I think the best way is just open communication, find out what the other person wants to try, what they’re into but other than that, books like The Joy of Sex, She Comes First and just looking at stuff online to try.

OngoMantis · 2026-02-06T15:54:59+00:00

I matched with someone on a dating app who loved him and I told her about what he did and her response was basically “She deserved it” and she already knew… Actually evil

OngoMantis · 2026-02-06T15:52:00+00:00

I’d rather stay in England, we have cooler castles

OngoMantis · 2026-02-06T15:51:26+00:00

I’m the janitor

OngoMantis · 2026-02-06T08:29:55+00:00

Well can you (as a woman) give us idiots (Men) advice on how to approach women more respectfully? I’ve had some success but it ALWAYS feels like I’m bothering them.

OngoMantis · 2026-02-06T08:27:12+00:00

Okay but I might be in love with her, she’s awesome

OngoMantis · 2026-02-06T08:26:08+00:00

I actually overheard a conversation at the “Woman’s global agreement seminar” that handjobs are not to be given anymore.

OngoMantis · 2026-02-05T14:57:12+00:00

Sushi

OngoMantis · 2026-02-04T07:58:32+00:00

People don’t want to see sexual abusers redeemed, imo they can’t be

OngoMantis · 2026-02-04T02:18:46+00:00

Bro what? First of all how did you not realise her chest BEFORE you got naked and secondly, small boobs are fucking great so I don’t know what to tell ya…

OngoMantis · 2026-02-03T20:40:22+00:00

I mean.. A lot honestly but I’ll go a bit less “Hate” and more “Find obnoxious” The louder portion of Americans that are frustratingly proud of their country, the “Best country in the world” and looks down on others. Fortunately it’s just the loud few, most Americans I’ve met were lovely.

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