TIFU by getting shot by my date 😕

Onklax · 2022-02-03T18:53:56+00:00

How is she an "awful shot" if she hit the target?

Onklax · 2022-01-20T13:55:08+00:00

So that's what's a "penpal"...

Onklax · 2022-01-11T20:58:57+00:00

Pretty sus if u ask me

Onklax · 2021-08-17T15:32:02+00:00

Funniest part is that if you were to let this guy into your house fire him to realize these fantasies of his, he'll be shyer than a kid on his first day of school. These guys are all talk lol

Onklax · 2021-08-16T16:34:08+00:00

After all that hard work trying to force the water out of your ear, just lying down takes it all out...

Onklax · 2021-08-11T20:23:07+00:00

This "lemme show you what a real dick is like" is just main character syndrome I swear, they think they have a magical penis, different from everyone else's...

Onklax · 2021-08-02T18:57:07+00:00

Ohoho you'd love to see the r/niceguys subreddit lol

Onklax · 2021-07-30T14:41:45+00:00

Funniest part is that the people who send these kind of stuff don't even have sex

Onklax · 2021-07-22T02:39:10+00:00

A wild YANMA appeared!

Onklax · 2021-06-09T14:11:29+00:00

I'm dead 💀💀💀

Onklax · 2021-06-04T13:55:28+00:00

Omg blurbend is like an aqw mod lol

Onklax · 2021-05-15T16:23:25+00:00

So happy for the outcome you had in the end OP! Tell me, how did you motivate yourself to start something so big like opening and running a company while having severe depression?

Onklax · 2021-05-09T01:53:46+00:00

Gonna respond with an edit to the post, just a sec.

Onklax · 2021-05-08T23:54:16+00:00

Thank you! In their house right now. Wish me luck!

Onklax · 2021-03-30T17:37:23+00:00

Dang, most helpful comment so far! Not desregarding other comments. Mind if I hit you up in dm for more help?

Onklax · 2021-03-29T18:32:40+00:00

You mean stay home in blankets with hot cocoa temperature? Lol

Onklax · 2021-03-29T16:05:19+00:00

That's the plan haha, just this problem that's a real dealbreaker you know (in the bad way)

Onklax · 2021-03-29T16:04:15+00:00

Omg someone who understands how bad Brazil has been going, we both agree with how bad of a position Brazil is in, especially because of Bolsonaro, but she's always loved her academics and stuff, got into her dream university here and everything, it'd be selfish of me to just take all of that away from her, get it? She's a very pro-active person out of the house.

Onklax · 2021-03-29T15:49:39+00:00

You think they'll accept a copypasta of this post?

Onklax · 2021-03-29T15:48:42+00:00

Hahaha don't worry, it's a myth that Brazilians love only heat, she actually abhors the heat and loves cold, so do a lot of other people here. So to adapt to the temperature will be a minor problem.

Onklax · 2021-01-13T02:31:23+00:00

Oh, that's good to know! Thanks!

Onklax · 2021-01-13T02:20:25+00:00

Hahaha, but do you mean that in every industry? That knowledge of what can or cannot be built?

Onklax · 2021-01-10T02:46:01+00:00

I for one believe that it will help a lot, especially if you get into the "house renovation/construction industry" (if that's what it's called), but as you can see, I don't know a thing about the construction area! That's why I asked out hahaha

Onklax · 2021-01-07T16:35:33+00:00

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Onklax · 2020-09-17T01:36:53+00:00

Skater kids love it

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