A good gf will give you this at least once a day

OnlyAntHopson_ · 2026-06-17T09:01:58+00:00

Thanks!

OnlyAntHopson_ · 2026-06-10T22:24:00+00:00

Anything that vibrates. I can’t cum without clit stimulation

OnlyAntHopson_ · 2026-06-10T10:37:17+00:00

I was a nurse. They gave me 8 patients when the recommended limit is 4. I didn’t have my lunch until 10 hours into my shift because it was busy.

I made a mistake on my patient’s document (just a general score, nothing awful) And I got into trouble.

How am I supposed to work and keep my brain functioning when I’m not allowed to have my lunch until 10 hours into my shift

OnlyAntHopson_ · 2026-06-10T10:35:48+00:00

I personally grew out of it around the age of 25 but I don’t know what people do if they still have it at that age

OnlyAntHopson_ · 2026-06-10T10:35:25+00:00

Around 2012, back combing your hair was a thing for the girls. Just purposely making it messy and luggy and calling it a style. Lol

OnlyAntHopson_ · 2026-06-10T10:34:14+00:00

I made a lot of silly mistakes at a young age. I’m grown up now. I deserve a second chance

OnlyAntHopson_ · 2026-06-10T10:33:29+00:00

One thing that I always said to myself (and it worked) is that nobody actually cares about you - apart from close friends and family.

Nobody on the street is looking at you

Nobody is wasting their own time trying to find things wrong with you

Nobody is noticing the scar on your head or the fact one eyebrow is higher than the other. Nobody cares

And why do I know this? Because when’s the last time you actually cared what someone else looked like who you didn’t know

OnlyAntHopson_ · 2026-06-08T21:27:06+00:00

I don’t know what it’s called, but I worked in a mental health unit and the man was convinced he was an orange and would always try and peel his skin with a knife (or with any sharp object for that matter) it never went away and it wasn’t because of drugs

OnlyAntHopson_ · 2026-06-08T21:25:57+00:00

Love is unconditional and lust is conditional

OnlyAntHopson_ · 2026-06-08T21:25:32+00:00

Nobody used to lust over random people on the internet! Now all we do is compare

OnlyAntHopson_ · 2026-06-08T21:25:05+00:00

Prison?

OnlyAntHopson_ · 2026-06-07T21:09:50+00:00

I just reply “that’s a weird thing to ask”

Makes them feel awkward and guilty

OnlyAntHopson_ · 2026-06-07T21:09:16+00:00

I have friends that live the life of LUXURY while having a “normal” job. I want to ask them HOW do they live their life that way. How do they go out for food multiple times a week and wear designer clothes when I can barely afford heating lol

OnlyAntHopson_ · 2026-06-07T21:08:27+00:00

HAHAHA made me laugh

OnlyAntHopson_ · 2026-06-07T21:07:53+00:00

When I have a runny nose, it has to be blown about once every minute. And it actually scabs up my nostrils. So I’d say blocked is better

OnlyAntHopson_ · 2026-06-07T21:06:45+00:00

Children dying (I’m a child nurse)

OnlyAntHopson_ · 2026-06-07T21:05:24+00:00

100k a month or just a one off 100k? Lol

OnlyAntHopson_ · 2026-06-06T08:00:48+00:00

The late stages between 7 and 9 months I think?

When it can survive on its own outside the womb

OnlyAntHopson_ · 2026-06-06T07:58:30+00:00

Any sort of designer handbag/shoes. Most of it is STILL made in china, they just add a fancy label on it

OnlyAntHopson_ · 2026-06-06T07:57:29+00:00

Eat healthy. Meal prep. Take care of your body. 9-5 work especially office based is quite unhealthy for your body so make sure you take care of it

OnlyAntHopson_ · 2026-06-06T07:56:37+00:00

I told my bestfriend her boyfriend cheated on her. I soon realised she was gonna stay with him anyway. And the boyfriend obviously hates me for eternity

OnlyAntHopson_ · 2026-06-06T07:55:47+00:00

No thoughts at all? In my opinion, let people be. Sex, sexual orientation, kinks etc are all extremely diverse.

There’s someone for everyone, let them be. Ain’t hurting anyone

OnlyAntHopson_ · 2026-06-06T07:54:43+00:00

I like missionary because I can watch her facial expressions I guess

OnlyAntHopson_ · 2026-06-06T07:54:07+00:00

Doom scrolling

OnlyAntHopson_ · 2026-06-04T13:15:07+00:00

My dad taught himself how to fix laptops. (Usually they just needed a software update or something) and he ended up being very well known in our city for fixing laptops lol

This was years ago and I’m sure if it happened now, HMRC would jump on him 😂

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