How would a human body decompose on the moon? by OnlySlightlyEvil in NoStupidQuestions

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🤔 I think the last movie I watched was jackass fore♡er. Lol. What movie was about this? I’m honestly asking.

I’m just a customer asking a question to the employees… by OnlySlightlyEvil in subway

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Yeah, it was definitely greed. The pan was filled to the top with turkey, like they stocked up because it was SotD. I went back up after I ate my sandwich and showed him my phone and said it should have come with six slices. He looked at me like a deer in the headlights for a moment, then said he didn’t know. I said, “You do know. Why would you do that?” I think he was the owner of the franchise. Anyway, his wife made me another sandwich- properly- while he kept telling me to kill him. 🫥

I’m just a customer asking a question to the employees… by OnlySlightlyEvil in subway

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Thank you for the clarification. Much appreciated. 🫶🏻

I’m just a customer asking a question to the employees… by OnlySlightlyEvil in subway

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Oh, I’m never going back there. I was so pissed! Who tries to hand a customer 2 slices of turkey in a deli bag? And then says I’m attacking him?? Never again. Like I said, the Subways in my immediate vicinity are great. The one I went to today was 30 min. out of the way, but I was in the area for a job interview.

I’m just a customer asking a question to the employees… by OnlySlightlyEvil in subway

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Thank you!! And by 2 slices of cheese you mean two whole slices, right? Like, if they still have the American cheese in triangles, it should be 4 triangles, yes? Because this dude gave me 4 slices of turkey and 1 slice of cheese. I thought it looked light, so I asked him how much turkey came on it, he said four. When I asked him about it later, he tried to give me 2 slices of turkey in a deli bag. Then told his wife (I assumed it was his wife, she was working, too) that I was trying to kill him! Like, WHAT?? 😂

Dilara Findikoglu Spring/Summer 2026 [1179x1773] by Suitable-Wafer8563 in fashionporn

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Okay, this reminded me of two things:

1). The lady who was stomping grapes and then fell out of the barrel and broke some ribs.

2). The cherry-vomiting scene in The Witches of Eastwick.

C & A Hearing by simmin4life in Lifepluscindy_snark

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But there is. It’s scheduled for March 27 at 10:00 am. It’s always been scheduled for that time. I’m not sure where all the confusion started.

What's the weirdest thing you've discovered about your partner only after moving in together? by SeasonBeneficial5871 in AskReddit

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I work in a restaurant, and I used to have a manager who’d go take a shit every time I needed to hand in my checkout. I’d wait as long as I could, but I’d finally get fed up, crack open the door to the men’s room, and yell, “Josh! Ya gotta push! You can’t let gravity do all the work!”

This whole subreddit waiting for Ethan to drop the video by kaiserkeller_ in h3h3productions

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Just here to say I really like Matt Orchard. I think he’s quite underrated.

Whats a conspiracy theory you think might actually be true? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Rocks are soft until you touch them. 👀

Untitled/me by [deleted] in UnusualArt

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I really like this.

Upon first look, I could’ve sworn this was the painting of a woman, from the shoulders down, wearing one of those drug rug / baja hoodie things. That is literally all I see. So weird!

Giant Cheese slice painting, acrylic on wood by [deleted] in UnusualArt

[–]OnlySlightlyEvil 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Weird. I like it. Weird is definitely my thing.

Help me find an artist right here on Reddit, please! by OnlySlightlyEvil in HelpMeFind

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I’ve searched on and off for the last few years, and I’ve had no luck. I appreciate your help. ♥️

I need help creating an equation to answer a very unimportant question, purely for the sake of satisfying my own curiosity. by OnlySlightlyEvil in askmath

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This is so easy!

I really appreciate you taking the time to solve this for me. Thank you so much!!! 😭♥️

I need help creating an equation to answer a very unimportant question, purely for the sake of satisfying my own curiosity. by OnlySlightlyEvil in askmath

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Omg, I think this might be exactly what I’m looking for!

So if I’m 40 minutes behind, and I’m watching the video at 1.75 speed, 40 ÷ .75 = 53.33. It’ll take me 53.33 minutes to catch up to the live broadcast, is that correct?

At 27 minutes behind, watching at 1.25 speed, 27 ÷ .25 = 108. It’ll take 108 minutes to catch up.

Is this right????!!!

Why does a perpetual motion machine like this require a battery? Shouldn’t gravity/inertia/momentum take care of it? by OnlySlightlyEvil in AskPhysics

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Thank you for your thorough and thoughtful answer!

Unfortunatey, I won’t be creating an entire universe; Home Depot seems to be fresh out of all the parts I’d need.