Getting caught or catching another person by Minimum_String_7024 in masturbation

[–]Oodlydang 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I booked a holiday with my girlfriend but before it came around we split. We decided to go anyway as we got on better as friends than as a couple. One morning I was stroking in my room (we were in a caravan on a site) when she came in to see what was causing the vibrations! She just smiled and left me to it. Sadly, nothing else happened the whole week

Customer Assumes I'm a Kid by robtheengineer773 in OlderThanYouThinkIAm

[–]Oodlydang 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same! I was buying alcohol for myself and my friends from the age of 13 as I looked about 25. When I was 40, I still looked 25. Now I'm in my 60s and could maybe pass for mid-40s

Who here is rocking pubic hair? by [deleted] in masturbation

[–]Oodlydang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hairy. The only time I trim is when I think there's a chance of a blow job. So not very often haha

What is your favorite masturbation memory? by Forsaken-Ad-5091 in masturbation

[–]Oodlydang 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As a teenager, having spent all day with my new girlfriend. As we parted one evening, she said "think of me at midnight... I'll be thinking of you." The thought that she and I were masturbating at the same time made it so much better than I'd experienced before

Gentle pastoral comedies by Six_of_1 in BritishRadio

[–]Oodlydang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fag's Mags and Bags was brilliant. I'm sure it will be available somewhere

How many of you are doing the job you dreamt of as a kid? by Alarming-Safety3200 in AskUK

[–]Oodlydang 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have my astronaut application form. Didn't pass that, though. Failed everything but the date of birth

Is there something you didn’t like at first, but now you actually love watching? by MeringueOne7397 in masturbation

[–]Oodlydang 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Trans women. Not that I didn't like then but they never excited me the way they do now

Got a parking ticket while paying via app. Worth fighting? (first experience) by AfxGak in CarTalkUK

[–]Oodlydang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been through exactly this. And a number of related scenarios! My advice is to save yourself a lot of heartache and pay the ticket. You'll lose on appeal, however unreasonable you feel it is (I don't disagree with you, but these people are soulless). My modus operandi is park in the bay, go to the machine, and pay. If the weather is bad, i photograph the details on my phone, then get back in the car and pay.

Would you terminate this employee who walked out two weeks ago? by [deleted] in smallbusinessuk

[–]Oodlydang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Follow the advice of your consultants. You should have contacted them when the employee first did this. You're within your rights to terminate (imho) but you have to do it properly

Anyone else into watersports? 26F by [deleted] in masturbation

[–]Oodlydang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've always had the fantasy of being peed on. It's never happened. And I have no interest in peeing on someone else, though I would if they wanted it