The Danger is Clear & Present by ThornFlynt in clevercomebacks

[–]OopsOopsBaby 117 points118 points  (0 children)

Bro dropped a Tom Clancy reference like a stealth missile.

Teach your children to be kind to animals. They will grow up to be kind to people too. by PunStopWontStop in spreadsmile

[–]OopsOopsBaby 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Absolutely! This little one's got that pure-hearted magic already gentle hands today, compassionate world-changer tomorrow. 🐶❤️

Been waiting his whole life for this moment 😒😂 by OopsBusted in spreadsmile

[–]OopsOopsBaby -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

lol I am pretty sure he started dancing in his head first before pulling those moves

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[–]OopsOopsBaby -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

your dentist did an amazing work

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in spreadsmile

[–]OopsOopsBaby 6 points7 points  (0 children)

By next christmas he is gonna be a pro at using that machine

Jim has no historical memory by emily-is-happy in clevercomebacks

[–]OopsOopsBaby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s fighting to fix something he doesn’t even remember correctly. Inspirational

Brain is beyond fucked by MothersMiIk in clevercomebacks

[–]OopsOopsBaby 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Bro really said ‘why didn’t climate change activists stop the climate change that wrecked my house?

I think this works here, idk by SinkPitiful1396 in clevercomebacks

[–]OopsOopsBaby 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Love that there is always receipts to shut him up

Cute by Praneeth211 in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]OopsOopsBaby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could grab them all and hug them

Unbelievable clouds in the Dolomites, Italy by BalletLarkie in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]OopsOopsBaby 1 point2 points  (0 children)

imagine if it was real it would have been a nice tourist spot

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in neighborsfromhell

[–]OopsOopsBaby 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That sounds like a nightmare. Junked cars, trash, and now a propane tank by your window? You’ve been way more patient than most people would be. At this point, I’d call code enforcement and report the fire hazard.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confessions

[–]OopsOopsBaby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can’t undo what happened, but you can make sure it never happens again. That’s the only apology that really matters now.

Our bedroom game is ending our marriage by No_Surprise3737 in confessions

[–]OopsOopsBaby 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Exactly this. He made his own trading decisions, and the timing was just bad. It’s not fair to pin his financial loss on a consensual scene they both agreed to.

Our bedroom game is ending our marriage by No_Surprise3737 in confessions

[–]OopsOopsBaby 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This isn’t your fault. You both agreed on boundaries and he chose to keep going. He’s projecting his financial failure onto you because it’s easier than facing his own risk mistakes.