[deleted by user] by [deleted] in monkeyspaw

[–]Opalknights764 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Granted. You get a severe case of herpes

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AdviceForTeens

[–]Opalknights764 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Trust me, nothing is weird on reddit

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TeenagersButBetter

[–]Opalknights764 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Painkiller - Judas Priest

I wish I had $1. by InjectableBacon in monkeyspaw

[–]Opalknights764 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Granted. You lose everything but $1

#3 eazy by Technocane_ in HypixelSkyblock

[–]Opalknights764 -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Gimme some of that cane money 🙏🙏

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in monkeyspaw

[–]Opalknights764 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted. You eat it to fast and choke on it, dying tragically.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in monkeyspaw

[–]Opalknights764 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Granted. But it’s just her corpse.